Park Jimin smelled the air very much as he stepped outside the train car. To his left, he saw a big ass sign that said "WELCOME TO DETROIT". "Guess I'm in Detroit now." said Jimin sexily. He stepped out of the train and began to walk amongst the crowd of people.... BUT WAIT....
These aren't people..... they are.......ANDROID??
Jimin panicked sexily. "ANDROIDS? B-but I'm racist..." He shouted, and his ass jiggled a bit in disgust. He shouted this so loud that he caught the attention of a certain android in the crowd.
Jimin stopped near a pole to catch his breath. How did this. happon?? He has accidentally walked (well actually rode a train but stay with me on this) right into ROBOT TOWN. AND HE WAS RACIST!! Maybe Jungook was right... moving to America was a mistake.... He sighed in defeat when he was suddenly met face-to-face with an ANDROID.??!?!?
"Hello," The brown-haired, pasty ass twink of a toaster said, "My name is Connor. I am the android sent by Cyberlife."
Jimin fucking SCREAMED. "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU BROWN-HAIRED, PASTY-ASS TWINK OF A TOASTER!!". Park Jimin yeeted his yummy body out of the field of vision of Connor. He ran so fast that he tripped over a banana peel (hehehe) and fell face-first onto the Detroit concrete.
He groaned, struggling to regain his footing, until a hand reached out to help him up. He grabbed it and forced himself onto his feet. "Thanks man, i really apprecia-OH MY GOD". It was the fucking android again, looking like a Republican. "Don't worry," Connor said reassuringly, "I'm racist too :)."
Jimin felt something pulsate through his body. Then he realized it was blood. That's pretty fucked. Also he had a boner.
Which was also pretty fucked.",SOREY I HAVE A BONNER RIGHT NOW BYE" said jumin as he started running again. Connor did not chase him this time......not now...............later.......;)
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♡Jimin Becomes Human♡
Fiksi PenggemarXD i wrote dis a long time ago ROFL....hope you guys like!! all likes comments and criticism is appreciated !! (SUMMARY: jimin meets a strange android boy, and wacky stuff happens!! updates regularly sortof)