♡Jimin Becomes Human♡

Chapper 4: Uh Oh

Jimin followed jungky all sneaky down 2 the lobby, careful not to be noticed by him. god he is so sexy . but he is not gay 😔

Jimin hid behind a pillar and listened June cook talk to....CONNOR?

CONNOR: 110110011000111011010110110110110101101101101101101101110111011011101010111011101111101010110111000011010101101011
JUnGook: 110110110011011011111010101100110011001110011011101101011101010110101

"What the fuck are they saying" whispored jimin 2 himseld. but the thing is about wisporing is that sometimes other people can HEAR you dumbass. Connie and jungook looked around, looking for the source of the noise. Jimin panicked and ran up the stairs........

"What was that?" said Connor sweatily. "I don't know man..." replied Jungook. "Anyways, 11010101111101010111001111010101111011101110100111011101010101111010101001010110111100101100111001010" and they kept on talking but in numbers like a bunch of fucknuts.

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Jimin locked himself in his hotel room again. Today is straight up B-A-N-A-N-A-S! First off, hes in detroit, which is already fucking weird, but now junkook is DEAD but then he's NOT?? wig.

He opens up the drawer in his bedside table to find the bible thats inexplicably in every american hotel. he opens it up 2 read, but then realized he CANT READ ENGLISH. "I can't read english" he said as he closed the book sexily, but in a god-honoring way.

"WAIT A SECOND," thinked jimin very loud, "WHY WAS JUNGOOK SAYING THOSE ONES AND ZEROS??"

Jimin knew that juknook was multilingual, but not to THIS extent. an anime sweat drop appeared on his forehead. This was very concerning. Was....Junjook....an.........?

"KNOCK KNOCK" the door knocked knockily. Jimin rushed over to the door and opened it to see Jugkbobkg once more.

"Hi jimin"

"Scoff, hi junkook....."

"Why did you say scoff out loud"

Jimin did not answer.

"...anyways do you want to have a sleepover"

"HUH?!?!" yelled jimin in disbelief. "But you said it was-"

"Yeah its still pretty fucking gay but i dont have any money bc when i got shot the bitches stole all my money too soooooo"

Jimin smiled a lil bit and went "okay yeah lets have a sleepover"

And they had a fucking sleeped over alright....

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"ok sleep over time" jumin said i think. i don't know what people say in sleep overs.

"cool" said jungook.

They sat on the bed together criss cross apple sauce. just kinda....sitting there. they didnt talk to eachother. they just sat and stared.

"Do you wanna watch tv or something" said jimin, breaking the unsexy silence.

"ok sure" replied junkook. he went to the tv to turn it on.

they were watching the DETROIT NEWS NETWORK . the news lady was saying some shit like

"BREAKING NEWS: Jungkook has been pronounced dead. He was fatally wounded due to being fucking shot by androids. We'll be right back after the break."

"so since you're like dead or whatever, can I ask how you're here?" jimin said accusingly.

jungkook grunted menacingly. "dont want 2 talk about it bro. all that matters is that im here."

"ALSO, why were you talking in ROBOT to your little friend downstairs??"

"WHAT? I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT!!!!" Junkuk said while rehearsing the choreography to FAKE LOVE.

Jimin rushed closer 2 Jungohk, and brushed his stupid ass hair out of the way of his forehead, and there he saw a small, circular, blue led on the right side of his head.

"I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
jimin said kinda loud.

"SHHHHHHH" junkook shooshed jimin. Then he did a cool backflip which wasnt in the choreography but he likes to shake things up a bit because his mom likes it when he does that.

Jimin started sobbing again. "All this time... (SNIFF) I thought you were... (SNIFF).......my best friend.....(SNIFF)......BUT ALL YOU ARE IS.....(HONK).....AN ANDROID?????

"I'm not an android this is just a cosplay!!!!" Jungkook barked. Then the news came back on.

"BREAKING NEWS: JUNGKOOK, MEMBER OF BIG TIME R-I MEAN BTS, HAS BEEN SHOT BY ANDROIDS. HIS AUTOPSY REPORT SHOWS THAT JUNGOOK'S BLOOD IS ACTUALLY BLUE. BECAUSE HE IS AN ANDROID. HERE IS A FAN OF JUNGOOK RIGHT NOW. SHE WILL TELL YOU. ABOUT THIS."

Then a young woman walks into view of the camera.

she utters the words "stan loona" and immediately gets shot by offscreen androids. The camera refocuses onto the reporter.

"THERE WILL BE MORE AFTER THE BREAK"

The boys stared at the screen for a while. then stared at eachother.

"soooooooooooooo," said jung nervously. "why do you have a massive hard-on?"

"THIS ISNT ABOUT MY NEVER-ENDING HELL ERECTION JUNKGOOK, YOU'RE A FUCKING ANDROID!"

"ALLEDGED ANDROID!" jungook rebutted.

"I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED YOU!" Jimin screamed in tears. he was ready to run out of the hotel, until a familar voice came from the other side of the door.

"whats all the ruckus about boys :)"

Jimin groaned in pain and arousal, and started spazzing out on the cum-incrusted hotel room floor.

And then everything went dark.