the real life burn book of a teenage girl

pisses me right off

omg sorry i've been gone <3 love me.

ok so basically i had a rough patch with a girl im friends with but we're cool so yay.

so let me just talk about something that may seem unreasonable to YOU but to me oh my god i want to turn myself inside out and scream.

1) slow walkers

BITCH. NO. If I am bothered so show up at the shithole you call school, sleep deprived and forced to learn fucking useless things ( somethings are good but thATS NOT TGE POINT) and you and your motherfucking bitCH ASS FRIENDS CUT ME OFF IN THE HALLWAY, I WILL CUT YOU OFF FROM OXYGEN. But there are different kind of slow walkers

a) the girls

if your ass thinks its ok for you to jump and squeal in my path and form a circle of ur irrelevant girlfriends then yo ass is WRONG

b) the squad

I like to think of hallways as two lanes. If you have a group walking around, then file a line. tO THE PEOPLE WHO ThINK THE HALLWAY IS A FUCKING BOWLING ALLEY AND U CAN JUST LINE UP LIKE THE BITCH ASS PINS U ARE, I WILL BE THE BOWLING BALL THAT KNOCKS U DOWN SO STOP.

c) the hoes

DONT TAKE A SELFIE OR ILL GET MAD

and a whole lot of other stuff.

anyways new album cover. And I knew that everyone is super excited about that because why wouldn't they because I'm super happy about it. So that didn't make any sense at all which is fine. Anyway this brings me to the other thing that bothers me which actually is not relevant at all to the album cover but I felt the need to say it

2) THE SHOVE

so as you all should know, I'm a freshman and I'm not a particularly tall freshman I'm about 5'2 maybe 5'3 and though it is not nice to stereotype freshman I do actually have a giant backpack. The reason I have a giant backpack is because I'm so unorganized in every single way humanly possible and last year I forgot things all over the place and I'm not about to repeat that because I take my grades super seriously. I don't really know who the complete stereotype for a freshman but I'd like to think that I'm not because I stay out of people's way and I don't pick fights with random people and I like to think I'm not annoying. Just because I don't know where I'm going in the new school (like how on earth would I be able to know where the hell I'm going) doesn't mean that I'm stupid ok. It really pisses me off when people think that because where the heck am I supposed to gain the knowledge to navigate around the school when at most I have one day to learn on orientation day. But that's beside the point. Anyways so if I'm walking in the hallway and you see my backpack on, you see how big it is, you see that it's on my back. If its right in front of you and it's not something you can squeeze by, then steer the fuck around it. I don't know why but there's just something about people running into my backpack while I'm wearing it that really pisses me the fuck off. If you want me to hate you then run into my backpack because that's the best way that you could do it. It shifts on my back and it's super annoying and keep in mind that there are over 2000 people in my school probably leaning more towards Idk 4000. So if there are that many people, which there are, who want to try to run into backpack each day how do you think my overall attitude is going to be towards them? Not fucking spectacular.

Sorry I just really need to let that out.