♡Jimin Becomes Human♡

Chapter 6: Uh Oh Part 2

Since they had nothin better to do, the boyz left tha hospital to go back to the hotel. The drive home was very, very cringe. They didn't talk to eachother the whole way. Jimin turned on the radio in an attempt to drown out Connor's stupid automated breathing noises.

"Hey guys thanks for listening to 44.3 detroit fm. right now we got craaaaazy news. Turns out there was a kidnapping over at the detroit hospital. that's WACK. we're also hearing rumors that it was an ANDROID who stole a whole ass baby. tf????"

Jimin started to sweat profusely, trying to muffle the noise coming from his jacket.
"LETS CHANGE IT TO SOMETHING ELSE THIS STATIONS BORING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" blurted jimin, as he reached out to turn the radio knob thing.

Connor shot him a suspicious look. "Jimin, don't tell me you-"

"I STOLE A BABY FROM THE HOSPITAL!" jimmy confessed. He looks like he just ripped a massive fart during a funeral procession.

Connor sat in silence for the longest 5 seconds of Jimin's life. "...Why?"

"BECAUSE I WAS REALLY EMOTIONAL RIGHT SO I WASNT IN THE BEST PLACE MENTALLY BECAUSE YKNOW IM AN ANDROID NOW RIGHT?AND WE WALKED PAST THE BABY CHAMBER AND I FOUND ONE THAT LOOKED REALLY CUTE AND I THOUGHT IDK MAYBE I COULD BORROW IT FOR A LITTLE BIT YOU KNOW JUST TO GET A FEELING OF WHAT HAVING A CHILD WOULD FEEL LIKE AND-!"

"Shh," Connor put a finger over Jimin's mouth, and sighed deeply. "For the love of God, don't tell Jungkook about this."

Jimin slumped in his seat. "Okay." He patted the baby's head. It was fast asleep.

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When they got back into the hotel room, Jimin saw Junkook lying on the couch, reading some bullshit car magazine. He looked like he was into it, too into it. Jimb shook his head and forced himself to think about something else.

Fortunately, it wasn't particularly hard to do so, as there was a fucking BABY tucked in his jacket, and he FUCKING STOLE IT!!!! Jimin wiped off the sweat that had collected on his brow with his sleeve.

"Hey Jimin! How was the operation?" beamed Junkook, putting down his sexy car magazine.

"Uh... Good..."

"I'm just so glad you're okay." Junkook smiled and placed his hand on Jim's shoulder. Oh my god. His hands are so veiny.

"H...yeah...." choked Jimin, trying not to stare right into Jungkook's deep, mesmerizing eyes. Why now has he succumbed to his sheer beauty, at the most inconvenient time?

"Ok cool" Junkook said, and he flipped back to the couch and fell right tha fuck asleep cause he probably took a bunch of android melatonin before. Jimin gulped, and quickly walked over to the bedroom.

He threw the baby onto the bed, which was a terrible idea in hindsight, but Jimin was too stupid and horny to care. To his utmost dismay, however, the baby shattered into a million pieces. Jimin felt like screaming, but he quickly realized that the baby was, in fact, an android. "What the fuck" was all that Jimin could muster out, before Connor walked in on the scene.

"By the way, I ordered robot pizza so we cou-OH MY GOD!!!" Connor stood at the doorway, mouth wide as he stared at the gorey murder. "Jimin, you, you-!"

"It was an accident, I swear!" Jimin yelled, hands out in a feeble attempt to calm the shooketh Connor. Connor slapped his hands out of the way and rushed toward the bed. "Jesus FREAKING christ, what the hell did you do?!"

"i threw it and it kinda broke i think maybe"

"KINDA broke?!" Connor said, frantically pacing around the bed, trying to analyze all of the now-deceased infant's artifical guts. "Jimin, you've gone ahead and aborted a baby outside the damn womb!"

Jimin stood there like a deer in headlights, trying to muster up something to say, anything, to make this situation not as awful as it had become.

"Uh, aren't you supposed to be racist?"

Connor shook his head softly, lips still trembling. "Jimin, I cannot lie to you any longer..."

Jimin felt his android heart sink deep into his stomach.