A/N: Ok... If anyone is reading this. This stuff actually happened. Do not try this stuff. Middle school stuff went down and now it's a funny story.
"There was once an ugly duckling... It stayed ugly."
"Hell is a place... Yes? Well, I think I found it." *Looks at the middle school*
"Wait... The duckling stayed ugly?" "Yep" "Ok then." *10 minutes later. Your friend that questioned the duckling says* "CHICKEN:3"
*Looks at a half full or maybe half empty cup of water* "What is that???" It's water???" "Yep.=-=" "It's water...*Bois the water* H2freakingO!!!!!"
Friend: *draws a potato*
Me: *draws it holding a knife and labels it a 'butterknife'*
Friend: =-= Ok then. We doin this now. *Draws blood on the 'butterknife' and labels it 'jam'*
Teacher: I taught two psychocopaths. They will either help people or *looks at me* not. That one-
Me: I hate hoomans!!!! Die!!!!
Teacher: Yeah. That.
P1: "Soooo, heard of memes???"
P2: "Yep=-="
P1: "Why you be makin that face???XD"
P2: "Because I'm scared for life and death, now."
Friend in Minecraft: *trollstrollstrollstrollstrolls*
Me in Minecraft: *goes on mass killing spree and then does a happy death day killing spree for the trollers*
Friend at school: *necks you the whole day*
Me at school: *trying soo hard not to kill people*
Friend at sleepover: *plays Disney movies*
Me at sleepover: *plays all the wrong turns and horror films that I can get ahold of. Scaring the hell outta the normies and doing 3am voodoo*
Friend at the store: *riding on the cart, flying down the aisles and crashing into things*
Me at the store: *walks behind friend, pickin up their mess and stealthy scaring people by accident*
A/N: 285 words. I'm surprised. I thought I would be telling you all about it but this works, too. Thanks for reading my terrible Middle School stupidity.
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Random things
RandomLiterally. Just random things people. Since I know people will not read this it's going to be for me to vent.
