It was a normal day
"STUPID CREEPERS BLEW UP MY HOUSE, AGAIN!!!" Zoozy screamed from his room
"Zoozy, What in the name of father sun is happening" Goz said as he peeked his head into Zoozy's room
"It's nothing, dad" Zoozy said as he put his headset back on
"Oh alright" Goz said and he left the room
Ten minutes lAter
"ZOOZY GET YOUR HOMOSEXUAL BUTT INTO THE KITCHEN ITS DINNER TIME-" Goz shouted from the kitchen
"COMINGGG" Zoozy said as he paused his game
Zoozy ran into the kitchen with a katana and sliced the bowl of Mac and cheese off of the table
"Son, where in the everliving darn are your manners?" Albert said as he looked Zoozy dead in the eye
"I ate my manners a few days ago" Zoozy said as he started stabbing the bowl of Mac and cheese
"What the poo do you have against Mac and cheese?" Goz asked confused
"It stole my waman" Zoozy replied
"O" Goz said
"I'm gonna go continue playing mancraft" Zoozy said, and he headed back to his room
"STUPID CREEPERS KEEP GRIEFING MY GOSH DARN HOUSE-" Zoozy raged and threw a moldy banana peel at his keyboard
"I'm gonna commit jump off of bridge" Zoozy said with a single tear rolling down his face
He jumped
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Hey Z00ZY let me hit your Juul
FanfictionThis is a story that my friend @lavender_potato_weeb came up with while we were playing the eg game on roblox at 2 in the morning I'm still working on the Myths x Readers, I just wanted to take a smol break
