when I said that the weekend went too well I spoke too soon. it all started on sunday. when my sister fell in love. with the local church choir boy.
on sunday my parents got the radical new idea that we should go to church, you know spend family time together. church. oh crap. even if we could survive the holiness of the church and the prayers then there would be one thing that would get us. we were also going to be baptised wich would " wash away all our sins". in other words it would most likely kill us.
so we were going to church and all I could think was oh crap oh crap oh crap over and over again because I was probably screwed. my sister had also reached the same conclusion. we needed a plan. we didnt make one either.
as we got to the door a man handed us both some sort of scripture and sprinkled holy water on us. luckily I didnt die. apparently that myth was totaly busted.
so we sat down on the pews and everybody started to pray , but when my sister and I tried to the words would naot come out. I mean we could say most of the words but some words just would not come out like god and heaven. then we unbowed our heads. looked forward towards the minister.
suddenly my sister got this glazed of look. for a second I thought that somehow the church was now killing her but then I looked in the direction she was staring at. there was a choir boy all robed up and sing praises to the lord as the sermon went on and on about some passage from the bible.
suddenly the minister cried out " and now we have a new family to be born again into the world of baptists. everyone please greet the smyth family!" everyone stood up looked in our direction and clapped as though we were sports stars. even that one choir boy winked at my sister. that couldnt be good
suddenly the minister said " and now they shall be baptised to be delivered into our holy religion!"
oh-no. here it comes I thought. now we would be baptised. me and my sisters skin would probably burn off. the sprinkling at the door had just been a low dose so it made sense it wouldnt have any effect . but this wasa full on blast of high holiness concentration anti vampire water.
in short me and my sister were screwed
as we walked up that choir boy gave my sister and I a big thumbs up and smiled. he probably wouldnt be smiling when my sister burned to vampire dust.
goodbye cruel world I thought as they dunked my head into the holy water. I prepared for the worst as ...
nothing happened! well that was lame I thought. myth busted. I was so shocked that I gave my sister a hug and my family too. hahaha 5 bucks says that minister thought that I was basking in holy glory
vampires 1 church zip
thats all for now. please comment!!! when you dont it makes me feel sad and inadequate
lol ( love you lots!!!)
