Zdrastvuite rebyata!! My name is Lana and i love Loon!!
I am walking on the street, i am homeless.
I hear a sound of serial killing in the back. i turn around
"Suga Oppa!!?!?" i screamed in terror. he was stabbing Jim Pickens.
"I came to kill you Babygirl" oppa shouted.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" i ran
"HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH" he started "HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH IMMA PUT YOU IN A DUNGEON UNDER UNDER NO THEM BITCHES AINT EATING THEY DYING OF HUNGER" he continued.
i heard Jim Pickens revive. oh no! HE CHASES ME TOO WITH A BAZUKA 😱😱😱😱 "MOTHERFUCKER I MEEEEAN"he shouted "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS WHORE" he continued.
i heard something in the bushes. it was either a wolf or a wolverine. it came after me, spat in Suga oppa and Jim Pickens' faces and took me gently but rapidly in it's mouth by my waist. "SHREK BITCH"
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to be continued