Cath Tells Jiff

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Its a sunny afternoon, its 4:62Am and suddelny, cath feels ill and goes to the bathroom to vomit random crap she's been eating. Shes curious on why she was vomiting so the logical answer was to take a pregnancy test, she takes a pregnancy test and it comes up as positive, cath with the pikachu shock look on her face, she quickly told jeff "Jeff, Jeff! I am Preggers!" Jeff responds with "Hey look an Alien" Cath looks behind her and when she turns back to see Jeff he was no where to be seen.

Cath Confused she went to her phone then went to insta, she tweeted a picture of her and Jiff in the bar with the captions "Just met xxxtentacles thought this nigga died" Cath then went to her Dms with Jessica (From Jessica and Her Numbers) but jess didnt respond. Cath now doesnt know what to do because her bestfriend from childhood isnt responding to her

This leaves caths no choice but to go to her basement and smash open a closet full of mystical items, she grabs her 50Inch dildo with an axe at the end that she calls the "Hole Breaker" Cath suits up and goes outside to find Jiff,cath then says "imma get this son of a Bitch"

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