this is for rhia christian my wife till the end of time *this isn't a lie guys i mean this
this one is particularly my favorite for various of reasons. reason number one i nut too. reason number two this is true
this is my second favorite. i don't want to explain this one because one reading this over with my dyslexic eyes was hard enough and took me like fourty five minutes to edit
thank you for being my absolute best friend in the world. i'm an ass so i know i'll fuck it up some day but i hope it's not soon, don't wanna lose you now or ever
we hurt each other too much verbally 😔 i think you want to harm me physically one day
me telling our grandchildren and them not knowing what wattpad is "so papa, you mean maw maw had a boyfriend and lead you on?"
i think i think i know i think i know these are all about you somehow in a way, a little bit
HAHA YOU'RE LITERALLY FOUR FOOT TWO HAHA, actually you tell me you're tall and i forget but it didn't matter cause i'm six foot four point nine and you're short