My Hero Academia, crack

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This is based of a group chat-
Hahaha-
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Momo: Bakugou...

Bakugou: What do you want, extra?

Momo: Are you cheating on Deku?

Bakugou: What! NO! WHY WOULD I BIT-

Momo: *(Shows picture of him fricking Todoroki)*

Bakugou: What the fuc-

Momo: Kirishima sent it to me... YOU CHEATED ON DEKU, WITH MAH MAN?!

Bakugou: GOD DAME IT KIRISHIMA!!-

Momo: FINE TAKE MY MAN, I CAN FUCK HIM BETTER THAN YOU EVER COULD-

Bakugou: Wait wha-

Momo: What

Uraraka: What-

Momo: *(Pushes Uraraka away)*

Momo: ... Oops...

Bakugou: ...

Momo: Where the fuck is Todoroki?

Uraraka: I thought you didn't like him that wa-

Momo: *(Puts finger over Ochakos mouth)* Sshhh-

Bakugou: I fucked him better

Momo: *(Looks at Bakugo)*

Momo: I guess Deku is mine then-

Bakugou: YOU CAN HAVE TODOROKI BACK-

Momo: No, I have Deku now

Bakugou: I can fuck Deku, Todoroki fucked me

Momo: Good, cause I fuck Tody with a dick-

Bakugou and Uraraka: What

Momo: Shit-
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I'm lazy so that's all-
Word count: 169

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