Heyy sex monkies!!! Happy wednesday! Omg before I die I am going to lick one directions faces before i die!!:D well enjoy my chapter and comment!!
Chapter Two
“Are you still there or did he Climb up your window and rape you to death? Ohh no wait I would of heard you scream or moan so that’s out of the option,” Niall says quieter than before even though we are talking over the phone I could till he was smirking and talking quieter because his mom was outside the door. This is why Niall is my best friend we know each other as well as we know ourselves. It comes as easily as tying our shoes which I have been doing since I was in 2nd grade by the way and being the smart ass I am I started moaning and saying “Thrust harder Harry I want you inside of me stop teasing,” and being the smart ass Niall is he said “Keep on teasing her Harry till I get there. Let me cook some popcorn and ill be right on my way. Free porn,” he yells loudly “Ohh shit my mom heard me,” he mumbled.
“Ya that what you for wanting free porn and being a smart ass,” I fall on the floor laughing my ass of as I hear Nialls mom Maura start yelling at him.
“I have to go Hannah,” he says I could tell he was frowning . “Apparently our family is to good for free porn. I guess they want me to buy the stuff on line,” he adds laughing and the last thing I hear is his mom starting to yell at him for being a smart ass before he hung up before I could reply.
Omg I thought to myself how did I become friends with this and I thought of how we meet.
*Flash Back Starts*
It was an average day for me. I was an average 5 year old girl sitting in the swing set eating chip ahoy cookies while my dad was barbequing hamburgers on one of grills burning the food. When a blonde haired blue eyed boy came up to me and stole my cookies right out of my hand and ran away. That was my last cookie so I did what any 5 year old kid would do when their food get stolen by cute blonde hair boy I chased after him. No matter how fast I ran I couldn’t catch him. He got a good 30 second head start ahead of me. When I was close enough I jumped and grabbed his shirt tackling him. I got on top of him and put my legs on both side of his body then I snatched the cookies out of his hand and pinned his hands to the ground that had melted chocolate chips on them. “All that for a cookie?” he asked looking at me like I was the crazy one for chasing him and that it was normal for him to take me cookies.
“I like my food and I don’t even share my food with family let alone complete strangers,” I say popping to cookie in to my mouth and letting go of his arms because he caused no threat to me now that I ate my cookie.
“Touché. I love my food to and don’t like sharing it either,” he says grinning.
“Wanna come eat dinner with me?” I ask “Sure the burgers are probably burnt but food is food right?”
“Ya sure I would like that but can you please get off me,” he asks looking at me. Ever since that day we have been inseparable.
*Flash Back Ends*
“Hannah someone is at the door,” my mom Michelle yells from the main floor. Who could that be I thought as I get up from my bed and walk down the stairs. When I got outside my mom says “He is outside.”
“What the hell are you here,” I scream trying not to slpa the curly hair boy stood less than a foot away from me.
his chapter REALLY sucks sorry. I just had icecream and my stomachs killing me and i feel like i am going to throw up soo ya.... Comment and vote please!!!
