Negaduck x Immortal Idiot

St. Canard

Happy was an immortal duck who had just recently found out about her special abilities and decided to use them for good. However, being a hero was harder than she could have possibly imagined, and she found herself messing up nearly all the time. Ironically, she'd do more damage than the villains and this gave her a bad reputation with the cities she lived in. Many times she was forced to move somewhere else due to the violent reactions of the people. Happy was disliked among many, so finding a new clean slate to start on was very difficult. 

Luckily, after her most recent incident, she managed to find a new city that has never heard of her. It was perfect to start all over and she was determined to be well-liked and adored by everyone. After all, she had good intentions! If only others could see that and at least appreciate her efforts. 

This city was not only unaware of who she was, but it had a lot of crime. Perfect home for an active hero. Happy happily moved into her small, cramped apartment, (it was all she could afford) and put on her signature outfit to go out and fight evil-doers. There were still many boxes left to be unpacked but she could hardly wait to make her mark on her new city. It'd make it easier to move out in case she messed up big time again anyways. 

She put on her boots and quickly ran out the door, on the lookout for anything sketchy around town. Her heels were clicking onto the wet pavement, the moon glistening on her glossy hair, and the light showers getting her clothes a bit damp. Random citizens gave her weird looks, curious as to why she was so dressed up in the middle of the night. Happy didn't pay attention to them however, she was too focused on finding a chance to redeem herself and be a good hero for once. That's when she heard music pounding nearby, she tried to see where it was coming from, and saw it was coming from a dance club. There was a tall and buff bouncer wearing sunglasses... At night??? He had an intimidating aura and glared down at this one guy who was approaching him. The guy had a strange outfit, consisting of a big, floppy red hat, a yellow coat, and a black cape. Maybe he was the hero of this city? Happy paid more close attention to gather notes, but saw things get a little weird. The bouncer looked down at this yellow guy and it seemed like he said he couldn't come in, but then the yellow guy started beating him unconscious! Now that was suspicious. Once the suspect went inside the dance club, Happy followed. 

Inside, there was flashing lights that could give you seizures, a big thick crowd shuffling and dancing, and the music was deafening. All these distractions made it harder to follow this violent duck in a yellow coat. He blended in with the crowd for a split second, but Happy caught him again descending into a shady stairwell spiraling downwards. She reluctantly followed him down, trying her hardest not to catch his attention just yet. Unfortunately, she was a klutz when she was nervous,  and ended up tripping on her own boot, toppling down the stairs, dragging him with her. She landed on him hard once they got to the bottom.

" What the- What is the MEANING OF THIS!" He spat, shoving her off him. 

" Ah! Uh... I saw you beat up the bouncer outside and figured you were a bad guy-"

" FIGURED? HAHAHAHAH! Do you even know who I am?"

" Am I supposed to?"

That question made him grit his teeth in anger and he stood up, dusting himself off from the fall and began walking intimidatingly towards her. 

" I am the screeching fingernail on the chalkboard of justice. I am the sour ball in the candy jar of goodness. I am NEGADUCK." He boomed with ominous confidence. 

" So... You're a bad guy?" Happy asked, still uncertain. 

" What, were you born yesterday? I'm the #1 public menace! How could you possibly not know who I am???"