Brownies (Ianthony Oneshot)

Browines (Ianthony Oneshot)

Authors Note:
Smmmuutttt smutty smut smut! Yes, I the innocent Kayla has finally written some form of smut. Granted, it is quite tame, but it's progress :D Due to the fact that it is my first smut-ish story and that it is 4:37am here in Harlan, It may suck. I don't know... Maybe... Most likely. There is also quite a bit of swearing, so look out for that. :P Also, a HUGE thanks to Alicia (@crytalicexo) and Terra (@ShippinItLikeFedEx) for giving me the idea for this story; unfortunately, I can only dedicate it to one person :( It doesn't matter, anyways. You both helped me with inspiration and for that you each get a cookie *Hands you a cookie* You guys are awesome! That is all! :3

~Kayla :3
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Neither of us knew how it happened or why we were even allowing it to happen. One moment we were opening countless numbers of heavily decorated envelopes, glittery boxes, and odd looking foreign food, to us lying in my bed, me just in my boxers towering over Ian who was naked from the waist down only wearing his baggy black and white sweater. I kissed his neck gently sucking and biting down on his heated pale skin. Ian let out a quiet barely audible moan when my tongue brushed a certain spot on his neck causing me to smile on his skin and lick it again. He ran a hand up to my hair tightly gripping my dark brown strands as I continued to nip at the spot earning louder and deeper moans from him. In the back of my mind, I was still wondering why we were acting this way. Sure, Ian was single now and could do what ever the fuck he wanted even if it meant screwing a guy, but I'm not! I have a fiance and three cats that are basically like my children. So, why am I letting this happen? I just don't under...

"Mmm, Anthony?" Ian whispered between deep throated moans snapping me out of my thoughts.

"Yeah?" I replied still messily kissing his neck.

"Why are we doing this?" I stopped kissing his neck and looked into his ocean blue eyes wile gently caressing his cheek.

"I don't know. One minute we're laughing at fan mail just like we normally do then all of a sudden, I noticed how adorable and cute you looked in that sweater." Ian sat up deep in thought while tugging his baggy sweater over his exposed crotch all cute and innocent like... What the hell is wrong with me? Suddenly, Ian's eyes widened as he let out a quiet gasp. "What's wrong?" I asked a little panicked.

"..... The Brownies..." He silently whispered but loud enough for me to hear.

"What about them?" Ian stumbled to his feet running into the mail cluttered living room and returned shortly with an aluminum container in his right hand as his left hand still tugged his sweater over his crotch all shy-like attempting to hide himself. Despite his efforts, I could still see his erection bulging through his large sweater that hung off of his right shoulder. He sat down beside of me on my bed and became more fidgety with his Private area pulling and stretching the oversized sweater even more. Damn it! Why is Ian being so irresistible? I had never seen Ian act that way before. Not that wasn't enjoying it... I just didn't fully understand it. Despite my confusion and scrabbled thoughts, I smiled at him and put my hand on his face feeling his three day stubble on my smooth palm as I stared into his eyes. I unconsciously began leaning in towards his lips again as our eyes fluttered closed. Our lips were only centimeters away when that little voice in the back of my head spoke snapping me out of my trance. "Check the brownies." I whispered while our lips was still close. Ian opened his eyes and stared at me for a few seconds before reverting his gaze back down to the container. He opened it and pulled out a square of the chocolate chunk brownies. Ian broke the square in half, his eyes widening when he sees something fall out of the fudge and land on Ian's sweater. He sat the broken brownie back into the tin and picked up the little object observing it closely.

"Oh... My.... God..... Anthony, this is a pill..." My jaw dropped as my eyes caught a glimpse of the small  round rainbow pill in between Ian's thumb and pointer finger.

"Do you think that's why we're all... turned on and stuff?" Ian put the pill on the nightstand and looked back over to me.

"Probably..." I put my hands on my face and fell back down to the bed.

"I can't believe a fan would send us some sort of drug hidden in brownies that make us horny."

"Actually it was three of them." He corrected as he read a piece of paper that was taped onto the tin that we had not seen previously.

"What does the note say?"

"It just says: Enjoy ;) ~Kayla, Alicia, and Terra from Pairs, France." I groaned as Ian sat the note back down with the tin and looked at me lying in bed tugging at his sweater again.

"Hey! What did I say?" Ian seemed a bit startled at my stern voice.

"W-What so you mean?" He stumbled over his words. He was just so damn cute! He was causing my heart to speed up faster and my erection to twitch underneath my boxers as I bit my lip. At that moment, I didn't care that I had a fiance with three "children," or that three fans just drugged us up on some sort of pill. All I cared about at that moment... Was Ian and I. I sat up grabbing Ian by the shoulders and slamming him down on the bed as he let out a slight whimper.

"You and that fucking sweater!" I exclaimed as I pressed our lips together in a heated kiss tounges colliding fiercely after only a few seconds.

~Time Skip~

I collapsed onto the bed beside of Ian as he continued to let out quiet whimpers of pure pleasure. I pulled Ian close to me and kissed the top of his sweaty hair as my breathing began to return to normal. We laid there for a long time just enjoying the company of one another until Ian groaned loudly.

"Damn it!" I rose up a little, still somewhat weak from my orgasm.

"Wh-What is it?"

"You got your Goddamn cum on my favorite sweater. Thank's dick!" I laughed a little before responding.

"Hey, some of that's yours. Don't go blaming me for uncontrollable streams." We both laughed loudly for a little bit, the sounds finally subsiding after about twenty seconds. Ian got a serious look on his face as he turned his head up towards mine.

"Soooo.... What now?" I bit my lip a little in thought as I pulled Ian up closed to me again not breaking our eye contact.

"Well... I personally LOVED tonight and would be more than happy to do it again... but I have a fiance, Ian. How would that work out?" Ian pursed his lips.

"We could just continue to be friends in public, but then... when the lights go out and the doors are locked... We become Ianthony." Ian is so cheesy... but I did like his idea.

"Friends with benefits.... I like it." Ian smiled and hugged me tighter snugging his head into the crook of my neck and yawning like a cute little kitten. I kissed he scruffy cheek and whispered to him. "Goodnight and sweet dreams, Ian."