Laurmads Soulmates AU

Dragged to Debate... Again

(A/N: For soulmate talk, this is John, and this is James)

John's POV

"That's it. I'm killing him." Alex said.

"ALEX NO!!!" I screamed as he ran off to kill Jefferson again, me following.

"ALEX YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!" he yelled back.

Once Alex got to Jefferson, I had to literally hold him back so he didn't kill Jefferson, James having to do the same to Jefferson.

"So how's your day been?" I asked James.

"Good, you?" James asked.

"WHY ARE YOU TWO HAVING A CASUAL CONVERSATION WHILE WE'RE TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER?!" Alex and Jefferson screamed.

"We're friends?" I said. "We should go to class now."

"Oh yeah, it's debate class, I can roast Jefferson! C'mon John!" Alex exclaimed, grabbing my hand and dragging me to debate class.

This is just a normal day for me.

Alex trying to kill Jefferson - me having to stop him and James having to stop Jefferson - me or James reminding them we have class - Alex remembering he can roast Jefferson in debate class - and then me being dragged to debate class, which I don't even have, but Alex doesn't give a fuck. Professor Washington just accepts it at this rate.

Honestly during "my classes are done but Alex just drags me to all his classes after mine are done" (all of our classes are taught by Professor Washington or Professor Adams. Those are literally the only teachers in the school) I just write to my soulmate and occasionally make sure Alex isn't killing Jefferson.

I quickly pull a green pen out of my backpack to write to my soulmate.

How's your day so far? I write. A few seconds later, my soulmate writes back in blue.

Good. You?

Good. I mean my best friend dragged me to debate class again after trying to kill his enemy.

That's weird. Same.

I hope I can meet you someday.

Me too.

I was about to write back before James poked me on the shoulder.

"Thomas and Alex are trying to kill each other again." James said.

Yep, they were. I sighed and got out of my chair, putting my pen back in my bag and restraining Alex from killing Jefferson.

"LET ME KILL HIM!! HE INSULTED YOU!!!" Alex screeched.

"JEMMY, HE SAID YOU'RE GROSS BECAUSE YOU'RE SICK ALL THE TIME!!!" Jefferson screamed.

"You two are literal five-year-olds." James said. "You'd kill each other if it wasn't for us."

"Well Laf and Herc could probably restrain Alex." I said.

"No. Lafayette doesn't care and Herc would just be recording it on his phone and posting it on YouTube." James said. "The most Lafayette would do would be hitting Alex or Thomas on the head with a baguette, and the most Herc would do would call you and/or me."

"Play nice you two." I said. "Don't act like five-year-olds, okay?"

They grumbled agreement as we released them and they walked back to their seats and I just continued writing to my soulmate.

James' POV

I honestly don't even know how I deal with Thomas.

He drags me to debate class which, yes, I do have, but he has it after all my classes (his classes are in the afternoon, mine are in the morning).

And literally every debate class I have to restrain him from killing Alexander.

After restraining him from killing Alexander, I sat back down in my seat next to Thomas, writing to my soulmate.

Sorry, my friend tried to kill someone.

Yeah I get it. My friend does the same thing in debate class. I don't even HAVE debate class!

I have debate class but he drags me to it after my classes. His are in the afternoon, mine are in the morning.

Yeah, same. And I'm just like "can I please go to the dorm and eat some food?" but he forces me to come to all his classes. And I have turtles to take care of!

It was cute how my soulmate liked turtles. I smiled.

"You talking to your soulmate~?" Thomas teased.

"Leave me alone Thomas," I said, "and yes, I am. You know I do this because I get nothing out of this because I've already been to my debate class for the day."

"I know, I know. Do you know where my pen is?" Thomas asked.

I sighed and took a magenta pen out of my backpack. "Promise to not stab Hamilton's eye out with it?"

"Promise!" Thomas exclaimed as I gave him the pen. I have to ask him before giving him literally anything pointy. I've banned him from pencil sharpeners because then he just sharpens his pencil so much that he could kill someone with it.

It's so cute how much you like turtles.

I drew a quick picture of a turtle.

Aww! It's so cute! I can't wait to meet you!

Me neither.

I wondered who it could be. I knew he went to this college, he liked turtles, was a boy, his classes were in the morning, he didn't have debate, he has to restrain his friend from killing someone...

I paused. Wait... John went to this college, he liked turtles, was a boy, his classes were in the morning, he didn't have debate, he had to stop Hamilton from killing Thomas...

Could my soulmate be John?

(A/N: DUN DUN DUN!!! Cliffhanger!

And yes, I know that like three Hamilton stories at a time isn't good, but I don't care. I am Hamilton trash.

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