Breakfast......*sigh*

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okay this idea was givin to me by my good friend @OriginalMe143... shes kinda crazy... but thats how i like my friends :P but anyways. she gave me the idea so yeah. 

*MU (magical unicorn)* heres your pancakes, bacon, oarnge juice, apple juice. sausage and eggs Niall.... what did everyone else order i forgot...

*alli* i got waffles...

*zayn* wheres my mirror??

*louis* B!TCH YOU GOT MY ORDER WRONG!!! WHERES MY FOOD!?!?!?!?!?

*liam* um yeah i would like the Sausage and eggs please and thank you

*me*..... *stares at niall*

*niall* is something wrong???

*me* ur so hot niall....

*niall* AAAALLLIIIIII SHES CREEPING ME OUT!!!!!

*alli slaps me across the face*

*me* WHAT I WASNT IMAGINING MAKING OUT WITH NIALL HORAN!! PFFT WHAT?!?

*MG sneezes*

*liam*  BLESS YOU, BLESS YOUR SOUL, BLESS YOUR LIFE, BLESS YOU!!!

*me* Liam... i think you took it a little to far right there....

*Liam* bless her!

*me* okay then

*zayn* HARRY FU**ING STYLES GIVE ME MY MIRROR BACK!!!!

*harry* look at those sexy curls * he says looking in the mirror*

*MG* this is the most akward morning....

*me* OMFG ITS A TALKING UNICORN CAN I GET UR AUTOGRAPH!?!?!?!?!? I LOVE YOU MAGICAL TALKING UNICORN!!!! *faints and falls out of chair*

*MG* my work here is done! *drags my body out the door* 

Yeah sorry this isnt the best chapter but give me some effort i did try my best to make it super hilarious and.... weird... but mostly akward. but still if anyone has any ideas please tell me i would love to hear them :)

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