Devil's Star: A Galaxy!Alastor & Lucifer AU Oneshot

I'll Love You to the Moon

                                    A/N:  Updated as of 9/7/19 please enjoy!

                                Lucifer Magne had been enjoying a wonderful time in the park as the skies within Hell were nice for a change, the Devil had just come from his daughter's hotel where he and Alastor had gotten into some mischief and he was chased away from the hotel by Charlie as his thoughts often took him back to the Radio Demon.  He met the mortal many years ago and found that he had developed feelings for the Deer, of course, Alastor wasn't into others like that as he was too in love with himself.  Nothing like unrequited love, suddenly he sensed a powerful rip through his realm and turning to see a giant blue ball of energy flying straight for him he dodged as it landed heavily into the ground.  Coughing as the dust cleared, the Devil stood only to have a blue microphone pointed at him and the being holding it was Alastor... or wait, a blue Alastor?  The other held features resembling that of stars or something, he had the same face but so very different as his expression held his smile but there was anger in his eyes.

"Lucifer you bastard what did you-" he cut off as he was taking a better look at the Devil before him, he was different than the Lucifer he knew.  "Wait, who are you?"  Lucifer scoffed while pushing his staff out of his face,

"I should be asking you that?  Besides, you had it right the first time.  I am Lucifer Magne, this is Hell and who are you?"  The blue deer looked around as he noted this wasn't his realm anymore, he tried to recall what had happened to him and as he did he shook his head to hold his posture.

"Why, I'm Alastor, a Dream Demon.  This is Hell?  I suppose I'm not in my realm anymore then?"  Lucifer raised an eyebrow, so this was another universe version of Alastor, how odd?  The Devil went about explaining his realm as did the blue deer, he came from a space where Demons created nightmares to feed on and they didn't taste good at all.  Angels had to power to create good dreams and those tasted delicious, Lucifer couldn't fathom a world like that but continuing to discuss the differences.  Charlie was trying to teach Demons to create good dreams while his Charlie was redeeming Demons, hearing of his other version working at the hotel, the blue deer didn't want to go about meeting his other-self.  He didn't like others that were too much like him, as the blue deer started floating about to stare at the Devil upside down he couldn't help but take in the features of the other.

"It's so odd how you're not golden,"

"And it's odd seeing you blue, well should I send you back to your realm?"

"Hmm, how about we do something fun first?  What do you do to pass the time?"  The Devil explained how he loved to sing and dance but really he mostly tortured and punished others, from that the blue deer went about opening a realm within his coattails and pulling a random demon out he wanted to watch as he was tortured.  Lucifer sighed as he went about entertaining the other, using his magic to summon shadows that held the demon spread eagle, he'd create needles as big as knives to pierce into the other's flesh while a shadow went about whipping his back.  Hearing the cries from the demon, Lucifer commanded the shadow demon to rip his heart as neatly as possible while the dying demon watched before the Devil set his remains on fire.  Blue Alastor seemed to enjoy the show as he clapped while floating about but seeing the other not enjoying it so much he paused,

"What?  That wasn't fun?"  Lucifer shrugged,

"Eh medium I suppose, my daughter is trying to help others be redeemed and so I don't do this as much but it wasn't so bad."  Just no challenge, the blue deer saw this as weakness and his curiosity got the better of him.