Hoodie vs Zalgo. Who will win Masky's love?

first meeting

When Zalgo greets Masky:

Zalgo: why hello there~ I'm lord Zalgo welcome to the underworld you looks sexy, what's your name?

Masky's mind: what the actual fuck?!
Masky: umm my name is Masky

When Hoodie greets Masky:

Hoodie: hello I'm Hoodie welcome what's your name?

Masky's mind: he has a smooth voice
Masky: I'm Masky nice to meet you