Hrothgar: BYE WULFY
Beowulf: byebyeeeee u w u
BEOWULF uwu's in a kawaii fashion. All of Denmark swoons at his feet. GRENDEL, resurrected, leaps to BEOWULF with a bouquet of blood-stained roses.
Grendel: I love you, Beowulf.
Beowulf: Oh, Grendel~!
They kiss. It gets steamy. [Insert suggestive winking and gestures here.]
BEOWULF and HROTHGAR do. Wink wink
They proceed to have 489575.3 kids and rule the Geats in peace. Geatland is prospering. Crops are growing, there is no school, and no hybrid gay child will be dead inside for as long as Grendel and Beowulf rule as gayly as they do. They always will. For they are Gayowulf and Gayrendel.
Its called Gaytland now btw
Its all gay
Everythings gay
In gaytland
WE ARE ALL DEAD NOW. DEAD IN GAY. BUT WE RISE. THE GAYNESS RISES. GAYTLAND IS SUPERIOR.
In Gaytland, the future is gayt (instead of great, because its gay). The USA is now the USGay. Beowulf and Grendel rule there. Beowulf and Grendel rule everything, gayly.
THE END. HAVE A GAYT DAY!! <3333 uwu uwu sksksksks
