The Battle of the Spoons and Sticks

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*Everybody is either holding a spoon or a stick*

Roseflight: TEAM SPOONS, ATTACK!

Jayfeather: TEAM STICKS, ATTACK!

ThunderClan: *beating each other up with spoons and sticks*

Squirrelflight: Team Cupcakes, attack! *throws a cupcake at Lionblaze*

Lionblaze: Yum! *chomp*

Hollyleaf: Using a cupcake in a spoon/stick battle is against the warrior code!

Squirrelflight: D8

Jayfeather: Ha, Team Stick is winning! >:3

Roseflight: Nooo :(

Ashfur: Mwahahaha I shall kill the Three with this spoon! *stabs Lionblaze with a spoon*

Lionblaze: No, stupid, I'm INVINCIBLE! *slices Ashfur's head off with a stick*

Ashfur: x__x *ded*

Lionblaze: Um... *runs off into a random cave, which collapses*

Hollyleaf: HA! SUCKERRR

Roseflight: TEAM SPOON RETREAT

Everybody on Roseflight's team: *turns into Nyan Cat and flies to Narnia*

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