*Everybody is either holding a spoon or a stick*
Roseflight: TEAM SPOONS, ATTACK!
Jayfeather: TEAM STICKS, ATTACK!
ThunderClan: *beating each other up with spoons and sticks*
Squirrelflight: Team Cupcakes, attack! *throws a cupcake at Lionblaze*
Lionblaze: Yum! *chomp*
Hollyleaf: Using a cupcake in a spoon/stick battle is against the warrior code!
Squirrelflight: D8
Jayfeather: Ha, Team Stick is winning! >:3
Roseflight: Nooo :(
Ashfur: Mwahahaha I shall kill the Three with this spoon! *stabs Lionblaze with a spoon*
Lionblaze: No, stupid, I'm INVINCIBLE! *slices Ashfur's head off with a stick*
Ashfur: x__x *ded*
Lionblaze: Um... *runs off into a random cave, which collapses*
Hollyleaf: HA! SUCKERRR
Roseflight: TEAM SPOON RETREAT
Everybody on Roseflight's team: *turns into Nyan Cat and flies to Narnia*

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EPIC WARRIOR RANDOMNESS & SPOOFS YAY
FanfictionHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...