Sleeping fabulously

Chapter 1 The preperation of the Universe Fashion Show Part 1

Once upon a time there lived sleeping Jiren in his gigantic princess castle. He had an invitation to join the tournament of power. So he decided to get serious.
Meanwhile at the castle.....
He thought about what to where for the tournament of power.
"Should I wear a miniskirt with a pink top or a hot pink dress with extra sparkles. Ohh and what wig shall I wear, huh and I can't believe I forgot about my beautiful makeup."
So he put sparky lipstick on with eyeshadow and put on extra-long fake eyelashes. Next he went to go look in his wardrobe for his beautiful outfit. He opened his wardrobe to find.....
"Huh I can't believe I forgot about my ultimate miniskirt!!!!!" So he put it on and said...
"I will make sure to wear this to the tournament so I look extra fabulous."
Sleeping Jiren couldn't wait for the tournament, but he forgot about what top he was gonna wear, so he picked out a glamorous fashionable top worth millions of dollars. So after he finished putting on his outfit, makeup, eyelashes, and painting his nails, he made his way joyfully skipping to the tournament of power.
Meanwhile on Earth.....
"Vegeta I don't understand why you have to look so fabulous for this tournament." Bulma shouted at Vegeta.
"But I need to, I am the greatest lady Gaga fan and need to show off my inner fan at this tournament." Vegeta explained.
"Oh come on Vegeta this isn't a fashion show." Bulma reasoned.
"Oh but it is, haven't you heard the details made by the Zeno's. They declared that we handle this through modern fashion styles." Vegeta explained.
"Well you'll surely lose if you go like that!" Bulma shouted once more.
"Like I care, performing applause in the tournament is more important than the fate of humanity." That's when Beerus, Whis, And Goku came in.
"Hey Vegeta what's that you're wearing it looks like a mini skirt." Goku said at Vegeta.
"Well I'm showing my inner lady Gaga fan." Vegeta said proudly doing a good old fashioned lady Gaga pose.
"Same here, I wish I could've competed too, so they would've all known how fabulous I am." Beerus exclaimed with
excitement of swing the different fashion styles at the tournament considering he had a side job as a singer.
"What the hell Beerus and Vegeta you guys are crazy." Goku exclaimed.
"I'd say so my Lord you should be acting more like a destroyer, perhaps I should tell this to the Omni King himself." Whis brought up.
"But I can't help myself Whis, whenever I put on that magical dress and get on stage to sing my latest album to the fans I can't help but be excited!!!!" Beerus exclaimed with enthusiasm.
"Well well Then you should tell that to the Omni King himself." Whis replied.
"Like I care, there'll probably be more destroyer pop stars like me at the tournament, but of course none of them will look as fabulous as me." Beerus replied.
"You got it all wrong Beerus, Lady Gaga is obviously the most fabulous in the entire Omniverse, unless of course your referring to me that is." Vegeta boasted at Beerus. Making Beerus angry. That's when the others arrived. We all loooked at them and noticed something odd about some of them.
"Hey Why are you wearing a cosplay Snow White dress, no.17?" Goku asked curiously.
"I am not 17 anymore, I am the fabulous Snow White, along with her seven dwarfs. You can be one of my dwarfs Vegeta since you're a midget." 17 exclaimed.
"You would dare call me the most fabulous person alive in the whole omniverse a midget!!!!" Vegeta exclaimed.
"Are you forgetting about me, you stupid humans!" We heard a familiar voice exclaim. We looked in the direction of the voice to find none other than Frieza wearing a hot pink ballet uniform along with high heels and a bow on his tail.
Meanwhile in Trunks Future Universe......
"Zamette how are we supposed to get to the other dimension in order to participate in the tournament of fashion." Rosie black exclaimed excitedly. I haven't the slightest clue? But we can ask trunksette for that time machine maybe he'll let us borrow it or something. So they headed to trunks place. darling you look fabulous. Can we plz borrow your time machine and Mai you look rather handsome today. For what exactly? He asked confused. 
To go to a fashionable tonament said the 2 lovely maidens. Fine but may I come with you guys. Sure are you gonna enter the fashionable tornement? No why the hell would I enter a stupid torment. It's the tornement of fashion not a tornement. So they got in the time machine trucks jumped in anyway.  then they were of to the passed. So kakarott are you going to be in it. Asked vegeta. Well yeah vegeta are universe depends on it! But i don't have to wear those ugly dresses and stuff right? YES YOU DO KAKAROTT !!! Well if  Erisu heard you vegeta she'd prolly call you a troll and punch you. Said goku with an attitude. Vegeta looked and turned away as soon as Erisu walked in the room with her sister Genevieve. Vegeta shot a look at Erisu. Me and kakarott are going somewhere specific I mean special. Said vegeta with a nervousness in his voice as he took goku by the arm and flew off.
Genevieve/me POV
I turned to my sister. Let's follow them there was something weird in his voice I can feel it I tell you. Before she could say something I grabbed her arm and started running towards capsule Corp. hey bulma do you got any costumes that I can use? Why yes she answered third door on the right where your running. She answered. Thanks I said as I ran to were she told me to run. As soon as we got there I started digging a a little bit and found 2  detective uniforms. I cleaned my mess I made and threw the uniform to Erisu put it on so we can follow them. Kay she said. They put it on over there clothes and ran outside in the direction they flew. I started flying. Come on I told Erisu. And she started flying towards me. Where do you think they flew to. I don't have a clue I told her.

To be continued 😜