Remus walked into the food4less with gay pride. He was gonna go get some deodorant.
Ooh he thought, ima get me some pickle flavored poo logs. That one presumably orange side everyone is waiting to discover is gonna hate this
As Remus stalked around for his poo log deodorant, he decided he wanted to go on an adventure. A gayotic adventure.
He looked through the different aisles for something to eat, only to find a singular snack in the meat aisle 😏