It was February in the Strayan summer, it was 9834782362 Degrees Celsius and Ally was sweating like a whore in church (ba dum tsss) School would start in 25 minutes and first period would commence 10 mins after that... Ally Swagger could feel it was her day and across the other side of Sydney in East Ryde, Jacqui Ferrari was spraying herself in her finest perfume, it was called "pussy patrol" and she claimed it made people literally latch onto her.
Little did they know that soon, both of their universes would collide. In approximately 35 minutes the first encounter of 'Jalli' would be experienced by the world.
Jacqui and Ally Got off their separate busses and glared around at the shithole they had arrived at. Ally took a deep breath and sighed, something was wrong, she could smell something strange and appealing to her nose glands. She shrugged and walked off to home room. In the mean time Jacqui had already swiped in and bought the canteens whole supply of Chicken burgers, there were approximately 67 burgers and Jacqui had her mind set on eating all of them today. It was her challenge.
The second bell went for period 1, English was both of their first classes. Jacqui reached the door first, barging through with her 60 burgers as she had already consumed 7 of them. Jacqui sat at her seat as queen bitch, the whole class knew who their ruler was and followed accordingly. Just as Jacqui had halfway consumed her 10th burger Ally walked through the door, her swagger immediately identified. The heard of 8-4 were confused as they had mistakenly been assigned two queen bitches. The room was chaos.
Jacqui stood up, towering over Ally with her 13 inch stilettos. They glared at each other and In that short moment Ally smelt Jacquis perfume, Jaquie saw Allys double chin and they both fell in love.