ALEX IS A FUCKING BIIIITCH.
So here's my angry fic.
Angelena woke up that morning feeling queasy, it was like one of those moments when you know shit's about to go down that day. And she knew. Because TommieJo and Elizabeth were coming over and they knew about her crush, Alex. Not only that, but they had a weird obsession with shipping the fuck out of them.
So she got up. She knew that her two friends couldn't possibly be up to anything good. TommieJo even promised her that if he rejected her confession, then she'd circumcise him.
As she made her way downstairs, she could see their silhouette's in the frosted glass window.
She reluctantly opened the door to greet her annoying-ass buddies.
"Come with us." They said in unison as they grabbed Angelena's arm and practically ran through the streets.
"ALRIGHT, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON."
"You'll see." TommieJo replied calmly.
They made it to a big brown brick house with a "Save The Bees" poster on the garage door.
"Who's house is this?" Angelena asked, out of breath.
"Mushroom-dick's." Was the only explanation she got.
She heavily sighed as TommieJo knocked on the door.
Just then, a tall loser walked out of the side door, "We don't want any- what the fuck..." Alex stepped out onto the lawn and examined the situation.
Three fuck-heads were on his lawn, Angelena- whom was still in her pajamas- was tomato red, realizing what her shithead friend group had done to her.
"She came here just for you, Mushroom pp." Elizabeth announced.
He quickly ran back inside and never came back out. The duo walked Angelena home and left, TommieJo flipping out her pocket knife and running away screaming "GUESS WHO JUST LOST THEIR BABY PRIVILEGES." Elizabeth ran after her and Angelena locked the door so the chaos wouldn't migrate into her house hold.
Just then, she got a text from Alex.
Alex: tf was that about
Me: idk, it wasn't my idea tho
Alex: k, sure, fuckin stalker
Me: dude, I seriously don't know what happened.
Alex: mkay, does that explain how you got to my house
Me: idk, it was TJ and Lizzy's idea
Alex: yeah, well, when you're ready to fess up, I'll be taking a shower
Me: Alex, I am telling the truth, I had no idea it was your house!
Alex: 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: stop sending fucking emojis
Alex: 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Angelena threw down her phone, hot tears streaming down her face. Alex was acting like her bitch-ass brother. She thought he was better than that petty shit, but here she is now, lying on the floor, cradling her Mang plush like an infant.
Some friend he is.
If he really cared, he would've listening to my point of view.
She cried harder. Knowing that Alex was probably just being the dumb horny fuckhead he is, her sobbing subsided and she texted her friend she met the the Non-dairyCaféTea, Adam.
He instantly came over when she explained the situation and he caressed her hair and smoothed out her clothes, dried her face and wiped her nose. He was the best friend she'd ever had. And that's when she popped the question.
"Adam, we've know each other for a while now, and well... I was wondering if you want to go out."
He nodded his head " Of course, Angie, how could I say no to a gorgeous girl like you?"
And now they are happily married in Seoul, her home.
