"You're a Thai spy! Get out!" Yelled Joe. He kicked my one-boned and I fell over like a pussy and cried. I then began jumping up and down on my back like a flopping fish.
"Get the f-ing clown faced fake American face mask off your jackass head!" Joe shouted like a mad ass dog.
Fuck, I guess I'd better get my ass out of here now before he gives me another blow to the million, I thought. Hopefully he doesn't shit me off in a gulp.
Get it? Gulf war! Hahahahahaha
