It was a day like no other in Greg's stupid fucking van. It was boiling outside and oh boy, did the van stink bad when it's hot out. Anyway; enough of the van. Today was.. a very rare occasion for our LOVELY boy Greg universe. He was due to meet up with some old.. 'acquaintances' hehe (:
(I'm just gonna skip to the juicy bit it's late and this creative spark won't last forever)
Now obviously buddy, we BOTH know who these 'acquaintances' of Greg are. I know you're nodding right now. Yes, yes, you're right. It's squiddy and Ghar.
Greg welcomed the fat fucking cat and the squid into his stinky van "Welcome to my humble abode fellas" Squid and Ghar both looked around in unison and said a simple "It looks like shit" like the horrible cynical assholes they are, poor Greg! Is what you should be thinking but ohhh no. You're wrong, Greg THRIVES off of the humiliation and... generally being treated like a beta because obviously that's what he is.
"Wow boys, I can feel the tension in here right now. I think I know a few ways we can rid of this (;;;;" the balding and bearded beauty laid down on his cum stained mattress and began to strip. WHAT THE FUCK! Children play here Greg!
It wasn't like squiddy and Ghar cared anyway, they've had a half chub this entire time. Neither of them needed to strip because one is a cat and squidward only had his shirt on anyway. Time for the beasts to be unleashed! Now, Greg has obviously already completely prepared for this and lubed himself up, it's been a while since he's last had any action and OH GOD!!! He was so very aroused right now. Squid and Ghar exposed their 6754 inch dicks and just shoved the both of em right into Greg's LOOSE ass. "Greg you fucking slut!!! You can take the both of us at the same time without any trouble!?!?!?!?!?!?" Shouted the sweet little kitty kat "sorry fellas! My past has really... caught up to me now" Greg has already nutted about 50 times by now, god there's fucking cum everywhere. Poor Ghar and Squid ):
Squiddy and Ghar continued to just try and annihilate Greg but it didn't exactly work because he can't really feel much down there nowadays anyway. FINALLY squid and Ghar reached their climax and there was so much nut man. It was everywhere, it was fine at the start but It didn't stop, it filled the van up completely! And I'm pretty sure Greg is dead now. Goodbye sweet prince
I can't write smut ok this was me trying VERY hard to make my smut as PG-13 as possible. This was very embarrassing and I'm never writing smut again
