i met cole backer. he was. there.
"uwu" he said (which roughly translated to "hi, whats your name?")
"uwu i replied (which roughly translated to "hi. i'm y/n y/l/n i have y/e/c eyes and y/h/c y/h/l heair. i am in love with you. but also. i want you dead. nice to meet you!")
"UWU!!!" his brother, Unfortunately Max Becker , cried from across the room\ (which toughtly translated to "you cant kill him, i have dibs!")
"uwu" cole backer said and cshrugge (i want to die)
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"uuwwu" i grabbed hi s arm "uwu uwu wuuwuu:"
"uwu" he put a hand on my shoulder and handded me his number but all it said was uwu
that night, i went home with my baby sister gwetcgy, who was 5 years old. she was born in 2005.
when i ot home. i called cole becker at uwu. he picked up on the 3rd uwu.
"uwuw? is this?" he answered.
"Hmmmwu." i replied.
"may i speak to your manaer?" i asked him.
"Unfortunately, Max Becerk, is our manager." he put him on the phone.
"I would like to schedule your public exectutuiion." i said.
"Okay! We will be requesting 5 binjillion dowawwsaws. uwu."
but before the pubuwuc execuwution , gretwchy (my 5 yer old sistRER) , took our semi truck from our driveway and drove it to cole and Unfortunqtely Max Beckers house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! seh drove it right through their doorway and only killed Unfortunately Max Becker, but cole survived
grwetchy ruins everything!!! i wanted to publciy exceecuuwu ted him!!!! bbut i guess either way, he is dead now. so i went to the BEckersses house (because its right next door) and i picked up wereetchy in my arms because she is 5 and said hi to cole exce[t instead of hi i siaid UWU!!!!!!!!!
"uwu" he responded, looking at the wreckage of hi s hous e and the body of his dead brother, Unfortuantely Max BEcker
