Amber Wickers is Alfie Wickers little sister. Though they're related they're different in every way.
Amber joins Abbey Grove, Class K to be taught by her older brother. She's usually quite head strong and loud until she meets Mitchell Harper.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Ambers POV
We got off the coach and saw this old looking guy waiting for us so we all stood near him as he started talking.
"Welcome to Shrub wood farm. Unfortunately we have worms. I spent all morning fishing this out a weasel."
He held out a jar of a giant worm... Oh it was minging.
"It's an epidemic. Everything's got them, so, it's a look-but- don't-touch policy...Uh, but a private dance can be arranged later."
There was a moment of awkward silence and I looked at Mitchell who looked as bored as the rest of us.
"i'm joking we had to stop doing that... So, cubs and uh girls... have you got any questions about animals?....... any questions at all?"
"Why do cows have so many tits?" "Well cows have udders.." "how come you call dogs bitches but you can't call bitches bitches?"
"Remdogg behave!"
"Would you rather be a boy with a dogs head or a dog with a boys head?"
"well obviously a boy--"
"Oy worms!" "Is- is he talking to me?"
"My mate Rasheed, yeah, said he found a beak in one of his Mcnuggets. See I thought the chicken lays the nugget, does not lay in a nugget then?"
"When the female chicken is impregnated by the male--"
"Old Mcdonald does the male chicken lie to the female chicken just to get into her pants and then break her heart with a text?"
"Guys please can we show a little bit of respect to the Farmer man? ask some serious questions.....Do all meerkats come from Russia?"
"Alf you're an idiot."
We walked around the farm looking at all the animals and it was well dead.
"Sir look at his dick, it has shit on it! Huhuhuhu"
"Oh fuck sake mitch come on.."
We walked over to the group and saw the man pull away a sheet showing some pig with a dildo ok it's head.
"Alf i found your dildo!" "shut up amber!"
"Your wife got a name?"
~ Time skip ~
I was a teeny tiny bit (very) drunk from having all those miniature's and Alfie asked me to go with him on a trek to find help. Mitchell helped me walk around since I was quite drunk and eventually we all sat down when Alfie brought out a dead bird.
