as steve took his very first steps he wondered, "is this where i find love?" steve was a very lonely boy in real life and wanted to find love like everyone else on tik tok. "ok i should get wood and build a house so i no die." steve set out to get wood and it soon became night time.
"since i didn't get a chance to build a bed i stood here all night . i should go out and get food." steve opened his door and saw something so hot that he get the blood rushing to a certain part of his frail body. "wow. that's a hottie ." steve took a few steps and the green thing turned to him immediately walking towards him. steve heard a strange pshhhhhh noise . he recognized this noise from the tik tok he saw where the creepers try to kill alex . "wait no!!! plz don't i'm a noob that don't wanna die and if i die i won't see u again :((((" "o ok." "you're cute" "thanks green thing. what r you?" "a creeper bro." "i've heard of those before. can i hug you?" "NO!"
:(((( why not" steve asked "if you get close i will explode and we both die actually" "anyway , what's your name? my name is creeper." "steve. call me steve." "ok steve"
the two males got along very much and became best bros . little did they know they both had caught feelings for eachother.
"creeper will u marry me" "ok steve." creeper was crying and so was steve . creeper doesn't think steve understand the problem between the two but that didn't matter for righ now. "i love you uwu" "haha steve where is that from" "i saw a weeb write it before. uwu!" "ok steve."
1 month later they were married and rn they on they honey moon. "hey creeper ." steve said in a seductive voice "what is it steve." "let's 👉🏻👌🏻"
"ok steve who bottoms." creeper always made sure they stood a good few blocks apart so they could be together but by that question he wasn't thinking straight anymore (cause he gay boi yeah) .
"ahhhhh~ steve." "what creeper u like it" "u r so big steve. " "hhh i'm close" "ahhh~ come on me dadd- ahhhAHHhhahHhHahhHHHHHHHAHAHAHHHHHHH" that's when creeper exploded. "HOLY FREAK-" they both died. steve respawned and looked down. "my dick fell off." that's when steve realized... creepers don't respawn the same person they were before. steve started crying a lot and was very sad . "i can't believe this.. i'm so really dummy..."
that's the last time steve logged into minecraft
