Credit goes to raratherat and ShelbieSchrock2 for coming up with this idea.
I reached into the vending machine but couldn't reach what I was trying to grab. I tried to crawl back out but it seems when I tried to crawl into the vending machine my thiCc hips got stuck. Damn. It was tight around my hips and wouldn't let go. Then, Dr. Phil walked in and smacked my juicy booty. He was wearing a Barney suit. (Help I'm scared) The vending machine blushed deeply and whispered "Julio Martinez Juan Perez Estabon, I love you" softly into my ear. I gave the vending machine a dollar causing it to moan. A Snickers bar spiraled off the rack and landed on my face. Suddenly I felt large hands on my ankles as I was pulled out of the vending machine. I looked at who had rescued me. "Shrek??" I stared at the ogre. "Why were you in a bishrekual vending machine?" He looked extremely confused. I shrugged and looked bored as I ate my Snickers. Suddenly, Shrek grabbed me and fucked me.
The fucking end now go away and let me end my existence in peace
(I hate myself for writing this)
