Last Virgin Standing

Waddled

"Perrie heres the shopping list the keys are on the table grab a fifty out of my purse ill probably be gone by time you get back so ill see you monday morning and use your 'emergency' debit card if you need any more money" Moms going on a weekend trip with her annoyingly handsome doctor boyfriend for the weekend leaving me the house to myself not that thats a problem or anything. "Ill do the shopping straight after school so don't worry about me you just enjoy your pish posh weekend with Dr dreamy" his name isn't really dreamy if you haven't guessed its dave and they've been dating for a year now. He's a pretty cool dude treats her well so thats all that matters really. "Text me every hour so i know your okay if you need anything miss butch is next door now get to school" i hate school i mean I'm good at it but i hate it. giving my mother a quick kiss on the cheek i dashed out the door already being 5 minutes late for school i hoped into my truck. Cranking up the radio i headed for hell.

"I hope your not only going to class now Miss enrigué because that would mean your twenty minutes late and thats just not acceptable" fuck fuck fuck "actually i am sir the traffic was terrible" turning to face Mr smoon who had a smug look plastered across his face this guy hates me and i mean hates me but its only because he and my mom dated and she ended it due to his extreme clingyness so ever since then he has made it his mission to ruin. my. life. "oh what a shame sweetie, hours detention straight after school now get to class" His fat ass and smug face waddled back down the corridor while i sent and irate message to my mother about how her breakup skills have caused my life to suck. Taking my spanish book out i opened door 234 and all eyes turned to me. "Sorry I'm late miss and don't worry i already got a detention from Mr Smoon" i grumbled waving the piece of paper at mrs Deleaux she gave me a pitiful look mrs D was a cool teacher i didn't mind doing spanish being half it i could already speak it fluently "its alright Perrie take a seat"