my life as me(A harry potter fan-fic)

The ways of Severus Snape- He's alive!!!!!! (Frankenstien voice)

"I am about to die." I groaned

My best friend laughed at my antics. "Stop being so melodramatic, Kal."

I turned away from the window to look at her in total disbelief.

"Melodramatic? I am about to go through the hell known as my last year in Hogwarts Charlie. How can I not be melodramatic?"

Charlotte just continued to laugh at me. I looked over at her sister who was cracking up as well. "Not you too, Chloe". Now I had both of the Metz laughing at me.

I just huffed and left to get off of the train with the sounds of my "supposed" best friends laughter following.

It wasn't until I was at the Slytherin table talking to my friend Millicent that I calmed down. But sadly that calm didn't have any type of lasting effect because Professor McGonall started her diary speech as Headmistress. My diminishing calm had nothing to do with the speech itself, just with what she said before she sat down, "I would like you all to welcome back Professor Snape as your returning Potions Professor, for those advanced students." she said while waving her hand to her right.

My eyes followed the direction that her hand went and my eyes widened. "You have got to be shitting me." I quietly hissed as I took in the potions master.

Not only was he sitting at the table, but he didn't look like himself. Something happened. He looks way younger than he is. He now looks like he is in his early twenties instead of looking closer to the thirties.

"Whoa" whistled Chloe as she sat down across from me. "Did Professor Sexy get sexier?"

"It's amazing what a victory in a major war can do for a man." Charlotte smiled while sitting beside her sister.

"Or.." Chloe started, looking at her sister.

"He got laid." they finished in unison.

I just rolled my eyes at my friends childish antics. : "Or Nah." i replied using our favorite song.

"Sing it for us chica!" they laughed

"Do i like the way he flick his tongue or Nah.

Imma ride his face until i drip in cum

Will i lick the tip the throw the dick or Nah

Can i let him stretch that pussy out or Nah

He's not the type to call you back tomorrow

but the way i wrap them round him is a prob

Ain't nobody tryna save ya, baby get that paper

You know i gotta lot of other bitches owe me favors

My pussy so good he had to save that shit for later

Took me to the kitchen fucked me right there on the table

I'm reppin XO to the death, He tryna make these bitches wet,

He tryna keep that pussy wet

He tryna fuck me and my friends" I sang and looked up at them, waiting for them to pick up where I left off.

I looked at them in confusion as I took in their looks of hesitation, lust, and confusion. I raised my eyebrows at them and smirked. "Why do you two look as if you have seen the sexy Angel of Death(Thantos) in the flesh?"

They shook their heads at me in warning and I smiled even more. "So not sexy Angel.... how about Adonis in the making or do I just have that much sex appeal that I turn straight girls gay?" I flipped my hair sexually, "It's ok really. I'm just that irresistible but I definitely like the male anatomy and while you are pretty hot you have the wrong assets huns." Charlie face-palmed and groaned as Chloe rolled her eyes and flicked her eyes at the head table then behind me.