Two Spiteful Uncles Raging to the Beat
by Suck lemon
Yes Yes looked at the cursed Lemon in his hands and felt active.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his sunny surroundings. He had always loved grey Lemon Town with its worried, wild world wide web. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel active.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Yes No. No was a creepy lemon with ruddy eyes and greasy thighs.
Yes gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a greedy, brutal, Lemon juice drinker with blonde eyes and wobbly thighs. His friends saw him as a low, large lemon. Once, he had even saved a slobbering Lemon Mayor that was stuck in a drain.
But not even a greedy person who had once saved a slobbering Lemon Mayor that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what Yes had in store today.
The lemony teased like rampaging Lemon cat, making Yes shocked.
As Yes stepped outside and Yes came closer, he could see the squealing smile on his face.
"I am here because I want cookie," Yes bellowed, in a clever tone. He slammed his fist against Yes's chest, with the force of 5714 Lemon cow. "I frigging hate you, Yes Yes."
Yes looked back, even more shocked and still fingering the cursed Lemon. "Yes, gimmi cooki," he replied.
They looked at each other with worried feelings, like two leaking, light Lemon dog rampaging at a very brave Lemon Party, which had flute music playing in the background and two spiteful uncles rampaging to the beat.
Suddenly, Yes lunged forward and tried to punch Yes in the face. Quickly, Yes grabbed the cursed Lemon and brought it down on Yes's skull.
Yes's ruddy eyes trembled and his greasy thighs wobbled. He looked sleepy, his body raw like a crispy, curly Cookie.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Yes No was dead.
Yes Yes went back inside and made himself a nice drink of Lemon juice.
THE END
