Sksksksksksk! I'm Chelsea and I'm a vsco girl.
I like turtles, hydroflasks, making friendship bracelets, having vsco sleepovers on my trampoline, turning foreign exchange students and e-girls into vsco girls, selling metal straws, and so much more!
This morning is Christmas Eve. I'm so excited for tomorrow and tonight's dinner! All my family is gonna be there! My e-girl cousin is gonna be there tonight and I'm gonna turn her into a vsco girl!
I threw my hair into a messy bun, threw on my over-sized shirt,short-short shorts, my pucca shell necklace, put on my crocs and my mascara, and went downstairs.
"AND I OOP-" I yelled at my brother, who was eating a bowl of cereal.
I saw that he was using a plastic spoon that you buy at the grocery store.
"DO YOU WANT THAT SPOON TO GO UP A TURTLES NOSE?!" I yelled, as I grabbed the spoon out of his hands and ate it.
"Woah, sis. Calm down." He said, inching his cereal bowl and him away from me.
"CALM DOWN?!" I yelled at him , as my mom walked in the room. "THAT SPOON COULD HAVE KILLED A TURTLE!!!"
"Honey calm down. We live Wyoming. There are no beaches here." My mom put her hand on my back.
I screeched and left the room with out drinking my smoothie, with a metal straw of course.
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A very vsco Christmas
General FictionSo this is sorta a joke. I'm not a vsco girl but this is about a vsco girl who lives with her parents and it's Christmas
