These are some of the things we talk about on the chat. Be warned, there is cursing and PG-13 topics. It's mainly me being an idiot and the others commenting on it..
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Luna: What if sex toys were alive in Toy Story?
Yasmeen: They have seen everything.
Patton: Why are you thinking about that?
Luna: Y-
You've got a friend in me...
Patton: OH MY GOD NO.
Yasmeen: Buzz Buzz...
Buzz Buzz Lightyear...
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Abby: So, I created all of us as Sims, and a lot of things happened.
Abby: So, Yasmeen almost died in a house fire.
Abby: School started almost two hours ago, and Yasmeen nearly caught herself on fire.
Abby: And it looks like she's getting told off by Maicee.
Maicee: THAT'S SOMETHING I WOULD DO
SHE CAN'T DIE THAT FUCKING BITCH.
Yasmeen: *laughing* That's basically my entire life summed up in one sentence.
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Eddie: How tf did he make the words Cha-Cha Slide?
Patton: C h a C h a S l i d e
Eddie: I didn't know how to describe it.
Abby: Curvy sexy letters that look like they would take your man/girl/partner and leave you a lonely spinster knitting scarves in your room for your stuffed teddy bear named Wilson the third because your dog ate Wilson the second and Wilson the first was lost at the beach when you were eleven.
Maicee: Oh?
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Maicee: EVERYONE IN THIS GROUP IS SO PRETTY AND HANDSOME.
Yasmeen: I KNOW.
Luna: Aha, You still haven't seen me.
Maicee: No, but I can tell you are, though. I see beauty through your personality, you t u r d.
Yasmeen: I KNEW I WAS RIGHT.
HA.
Luna: Joke's on you.
I'm a horrible person so my point stands.
Yasmeen: I'LL FIGHT YOU.
YOU ARE AN AMAZING PERSON.
Maicee: I FEEL LIKE YOU WANT TO CATCH THESE HANDS, LUNA.
Luna: Nope, Ew.
Yasmeen: YOU ARE AMAZING. FUCK YOU.
Luna: Fuck me yourself, coward.
Yasmeen: YOU ARE SMART, AND BEAUTIFUL, AND LOYAL, AND KIND, AND
I WILL.
Yasmeen: RIGHT NOW.
CLOTHES OFF.
TOYS OUT.
Maicee: OH GOD.
Yasmeen:THE TIE IS ON THE DOOR,
THE PANTS ARE ON THE FLOOR.
STRIP FOR ME, LUNA.
Maicee: WHAT SOWNEIWBEVE GOOD YE
Luna: I'm fucking wheezing wait-
Yasmeen: I HAVE MY TOOLS OUT
BECAUSE THE LORD KNOWS I'M ANY FLAVOR BUT VANILLA-
Luna: Actually
You strike me like a vanilla kind of person
Maicee: I Like strawberry.
Yasmeen: Yeah, strawberry is one of my favorites. So is vanilla ice cream.
Luna: I like Vanilla. Strawberry has never been one of my favorites, but it is good.
Maicee: I'm actually not the biggest fan of chocolate.
Yasmeen: It's okay, I typically only have chocolate ice cream when it's in a soft serve swirl with vanilla, so...
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The whole group chat reacting to anything: Oof.
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Historia CortaThis is just a fun shitpost of all the silly things my Friends on Instagram do, say, and act like. They are all idiots, but over the time we got to know each other, I've come to love each and every one of them and accept them as my family. now, with...
