"I have a metal spatula, and I'm not afraid to burn your ass with it!" Our lord cried as his worthless fucking peasant of a brother harassed him.
"My fucking fruit loops! They're everywhere! Oh god. Oh god no. Oh fuck."
"Yo I'm fucking jamming boys."
"Silence! Silence! Shhhhhhhhhhh..." He states as he beats the living shit out of a grilled cheese that he had just flipped, the sizzling echoing through the house during the nights.
"Yo I'm finna make another fucking grilled cheese."
"That's gay. But so am I so who fucking cares."
"I'll make a 3rd grilled cheese in your honor. And in your honor I'm gonna eat it even though my limit is 2."
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The Bible Of Beesus Christ
Historical FictionThere is only one gender and you guys can't fucking have it it's mine
