1. Did she just call me Leo? Major insult.-Meeting Calypso for the first time in The Fall of Athens
2. “Ok, technically I’m the oldest here, so-“
Melanie: “Toni and I are too!”
Ryan: “I was born a year before you two, so sit back down peasants.”
3. “Percy, it’s not that you’re a bad older brother, it’s just, sometimes, I just ask myself, ‘Why am I the youngest?’”
4. “Wait, what happened in the broom closet?” Has a moment of sudden realization. “OH! NEVER MIND! I DON’T WANNA KNOW!”
5. (Petting a dog that becomes a monster): “Aw, you’re such a cute little puppy-AHHHH! HOLY FLEGMENTA!”
6. (Looking around the “not too well looking Athens”): (To Annabeth): “Ooo, looks like you fucked up.”
7. Blasting snow everywhere: “LET IT GO! LET IT GO! CAN’T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!”
8. Percy: “FREEZE THE LINE!” Ryan: “I’M TRYING!” Percy: “WELL TRY HARDER!” Ryan: “WELL WHY DON’T YOU TRY HARDER TO BE A MORE RESPONSIBLE BROTHER!?”
9. Leo: “The deck is flooded! Wonder who did that?!” Ryan: “Why does everyone always suspect it’s me!?” Annabeth: “Well, let’s see, you have control over water, so that kinda leads us to the culpret.” Ryan: “Well what about Percy?” Percy: “I-I don’t do that…..anymore.” Ryan: “GODSDAMNIT PERCY! WHY CAN’T YOU TAKE THE BLAME FOR YOUR LITTLE BROTHER?!”
And finally:
10. “Geez mom, why do you have to make it so cold?” Leo: “I thought the cold never bothered you anyway.” Ryan: “FUCKIN’ SHUT UP ABOUT THAT!”
