It was your average day in Minecraftia. Steve was off from his job at the town's mineshaft, chilling with his brother (and sometimes lover, #SweetHomeAlabama), Herobrine. The two were talking about their romantic lives.
"OMG, so Herobrine, have you finally found a blocky egirl or eboy to love?!" Steve asked, clasping his block hands together happily.
"Bruh fuck off I ain't gay." Herobrine did the xD face as he blushed. "Or am I?" He monotonously stated directly to the fourth wall.
"Either way I support you bro!" Steve exclaimed, clasping his brother on the shoulder.
"Y-you do!?1!1!" Herobrine whimpered, beady, blocky tears in his soulless whites he called eyes
"Yeah dude, 100%. Just hmu if you're ever in the mood for a threesome xD xD!" Steve then grabbed his pickass-I-mean-pickaxe and went to the (cock) mine shaft just to harass the cuties who worked there UwO.
Herobrine took out his iBlox smartphone and put in his bloxPods and jammed out to some Kp(o)op. He went to the bathroom and put on dark, black mascara, then MCR started to play. He tried not to cry to not mess up his Gucci James Charles pallet, running downstairs and getting his diamond sword and redstone torches.
He ran outside, alongside the river as "Welcome To The Black Parade" blasted very loudly into his blocky ears. That's when he saw HIM...
Tall, white, black beard, honestly looked like a fucking caveman. But it caused his big...black......heart to throb. He took out his bloxPods and waved, pocketing his phone and pods.
The man waved and swam over. "Hi, my name is Notch."
Herobrine blushied, "I'm Herobrine but most of the degenerates around here call me Brian."
"Ur kinda cute wanna go catch a bite to eat :flushed:" Notch asked.
"Omg a gamer?!?! Who uses dickcord?!" Herobrine gasped.
"Yasssssss, c'mon let's go on date." Notch nae nae'd away, Herobrine following suit.
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Minecraft Oneshots
FanfictionBasically like my SCPs x Reader story but with Minecraft myths and mobs. Will include x readers too. Cover art by me, 10/10 better than da vIncI1!1 clIckbAit
