"SISTER?!" exclaimed Machi as she finished sowing up Hisoka,
"She's your sister?" Hisoka asked as he stood up.
Chrollo laughed.
"Hmm not completely, you see we grew up together..." the Troupe listened to Chrollo attentively, especially Hisoka.
~In The Past of Two Little Nothings~
"I want to go into the city Crow!" she smiled
"Must you keep calling me that? I was only attacked once by crows ok?" my voice cracked with annoyance,
"Yeah yeah, but anyway! Once I make it to the city, I'll make it big! I'll become so famous and rich! So rich that I can wipe my ass with $100 dollar bills!" she laid back and day dreamed,
"Yeah right, that's never going to happen silly!" I scoff and tease her,
"HEY!" she yelled and kicked me a bit.
"It's impossible because~ I will become richer before you! And! I'll be bigger than you!" I smirk
"Yeah right shorty! No way! I'll definitely beat you to it!" she stood up and ruffled my hair,
"Fine! If you're so sure of yourself, let's make a blood bet!" I demand as I take out my knife,
"Hmm? All right, I'm listening~" she smirked
"I bet that I will be more famous and richer than you when we're all grown up!" I say as I make a small cut along my palm,
"And I bet that I will be more famous and richer than you when we grow up!" she smiled as she cut her hand like me,
"And who ever loses either must die!" I started
"or must do any request the other wants! NO" she yelled
"MATTER!" I continue
"WHAT!" we both say as we clamp our cut hands onto the other.
~Back to the Present~
"You seemed more fun as a kid Boss" Phinks laughed
"Perhaps so, but it seems that I've almost lost. Hisoka! Bring my dear sister her by tomorrow morning. We need a finish line to our little bet..." Chrollo looks at his scarred hand and clenches his fist.
"Of course Boss~ Nothing would make me happier~~" Hisoka smirked as he flexed his right arm making sure it was on tight.
-Time Skip Brought to You by Killua and Gon Having a Food Coma-
You step out from your lovely home and feel the sun shine on your face,
"Ahhh what a beautiful soon to be shitty day~" you say as you stretch,
"So, what's up? Are you taking me on a surprise date?" you joke and smile, you turn around to see Hisoka sitting on the small over hang above your door step.
"Oh no yet love~ Boss wants to see you, if you come with me easy I won't have to hurt you." Hisoka said as he jumped down in front of you.
"I don't mind going willingly, also, don't make empty threats at me, otherwise I'll expect you to live up to them~" you tease as you start walking waiting for Hisoka to lead the way,
"Oh?" Hisoka grabs your wrist and pulls you close to him
"I intend to live up to my threats love~ I will enjoy killing you very much~~" he purred into your ear as he let go of your wrist and lead the way to the base.
"I look forward to it" you say only half joking. (You can interpret that however you'd like)
-Time Skip Brought to You by Hisoka eating cotton candy faster than you-
You walk up to an old and partly destroyed building, Hisoka lets you walk in first.
With out warning a big black blur rushes towards you with great speed, the glint of a knife finally came into view.
You smiled, you clap the blade in between your hands and throw the knife down. You foot ball style tackle down the blur of a man and slam his body on a large slab of stone. Once you stood up on the slab you held the man of the edge of the slab so his feet didn't touch the ground you gripped his neck still wearing a smile.
"Hey the-re s-sis..." the man choked out his words,
"Oh shit! Crow?" you let go of his neck and bring his body into yours and hug him as you collapsed to the floor.
"Hey, I've missed you~" he snuggled into you, you both let go and stand on the ground.
You look around and see the other troupe members, there was a mix of fear, excitement and anger.
"Nice to meet you all! But Crow, you've gotten faster!" you smile
"That's not all~" he ruffled your hair,
"Not too bad huh shorty?" he wore a soft smile.
"Hey!" you jump up and ruffle his hair,
"Aw my hair..." Chrollo pouts,
"It looks better down, any way so you're the one that wants me dead~Aw my dear brother~ Oh how it hurts my poor heart to see that you hate me!" you place the back of your hand against your fore head and dramatically fall back. Chrollo catches you,
"Well not any more, I actually wanted to discuss our bet!" Chrollo smiled.
"Which one? The one where I said that I bet that I'd grow a pair from balls bigger than yours?" You laugh, the Troupe members seemed to have some trouble no laughing.
"Blood bet" Chrollo said with a more serious tone to cover up embarrassment
"Sounds good!" you walk over and sit in what you assumed to be "his spot".
"So brother! Lets discuss who will win!" you smile and wink at Hisoka.
Note- I actually think this story is pretty good so far~ I hope you all enjoyed! I love you all! Cya next Ch!
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It's Not Me, It's You~ (Hisoka x Reader)
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