The Four Seasons Of Gerard Way (A Gerard Way Crackfic)

Chapter 23: It's Halloween, Bitches

"It's Halloween, bitches!" Vamps said, running down the stairs.  

"Yeah I know!" Snow cheered. "It's Frank's birthday too! I'm going to call him." He grabbed Gerard's phone and found Frank's name in the contacts. 

"Hello?" Frank picked up with. 

"Happy birthday, Frank!" Snow replied. 

"Aw, thanks man..... Wait, which one is this?" 

"It's Snow." He chuckled.  

"Oh, okay, is the real Gerard going to call? Or did he forget?" He said, he didn't sound sad though. 

"Yeah, I think so I just stole his phone." 

Snow walked out of the room, chatting with Frank. "Dan are you coming trick-or-treating with us?" Bandit asked. 

"Hell to the yeah!" He said. "I'm being a vampire!" 

"Hey! No, I'm being a vampire." Vamps protested. "Here, you can be whatever this is." 

"It's a dinosaur!" Dan shouted in horror. "No, nope, don't even, no no no no!" 

"Danosaur!" Vamps laughed. 

Dan walked out of the room. Gerard walked in the room in a batman costume. "Where's Robin?"  He smirked. 

"Right here daddy! I mean, batman." Bandit cheered.  

"Vamps, where did you get that fake blood?" Gee asked, seeing what Vamps was putting on his face. 

"Who said it's fake." Vamps replied, not looking away from the mirror. 

"Vamps." 

"Fine, whatever. Found it." 

Gee rolled his eyes. "Wait, you're coming with us? Willingly?" 

"Yeah, of course! There's scary decorations, and lot's of little kids to scare and or stalk. I mean really, it's the one night of the year you can get away with scaring the shit out of little kids!" 

"You're not going to be stalking anyone." 

"Yeah yeah, whatever." 

"Gee!" Snow shouted. "Do you wanna wish Frank a happy birthday over the phone?" 

"Yeah, coming." 

"Hey Cherry, what are you being?" Snow asked. "I'm being a cat, Dan is drawing the whiskers on me, he's really good at that."  

"I'm being me." He replied, flopping his wrist forward. "Because nothing's more fab than me." 

Snow shrugged and sat down  on the couch and Dan put the whiskers on him. 

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Bandit went up to the door with Dan, Vamps jumped out and scared littte kids, Cherry stuck around with Gerard and Snow, being fabulous. 

"Ew gross." Some kid said. "What are you supposed to be?"He asked Snow. 

"I'm a kitty." He politely replied. "See? I have little whiskers." 

They walked off laughing. Tears welled up in Snow's eyes and his lip began to wobble. 

"It's okay, Snow." Gerard said, grabbing Bandit's hand. "They're just jerks. Now come on, you don't want you to get lost." 

Snow didn't move. 

"Snow, come on!" Cherry sad. "You don't want to get lost." 

Gerad started towards the next house, and Dan followed, meanwhile Snow stayed there. "WTF Snow?" Cherry said. "Come on." Cherry sighed. "You're fine, don't listen to those kids, okay?" 

Snow sniffled and walked to Gerard and the others with Cherry. 

"Boo!" Vamps said, making a little kid run to him mommy screaming. Vamps chuckled in victory. 

*Face palm*  

They went home, and Gerard made sure that Bandit didn't have any poison candy. Bandit waited eagerly for him to be done, so she could eat some. 

"Hey Cherry." Snow said. "What does ILY mean?" 

"I love you." Cherry replied, playing with a feather on his boa. 

Snow gasped. "Reaaaaaalllly?!" He tightly hugged Cherry and lifted him up a bit. "Aw, Cherry." 

"What the hell? Don't touch  me, pervert." 

"Did you mean it?" 

"Mean what?" 

You said "I love you'."  

"OMG Snow, I meant that's what ILY means. Gosh." 

"Scary movie time." Vamps shouted, jumping on the couch. They all gathered in the room with popcorn and set up a scary movie. 

Bandit sat on Gerard's lap, Dan sat next to Vamps, and Cherry sat next to Snow. 

*screams* 

"Shhh, it's okay Cherry." Snow said. "It's just a movie. They're actors, he didn't really get kidnapped and stuffed into a closet after wondering off and disappearing." 

Cherry clung to Snow's arm and Dan sat with his knees to his chest. "OH! my God!" Dan shouted. "What is that f***** moth doing?!" 

"Dan's scared of moths." Vamps added. 

"Thaty's nice." Gerard said. 

"Moths are f***** scary, okay?" Dan said. 

"Suuuuuuure." 

*Face palm* 

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*Moves hips back and forth* 

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