Once upon a time... There was a sandwich named Sandwich. She aways dreamed of being aten.
One day someone bought her and Sandwich was so exited she screamed. Literally. The man who bought Sandwich was so disgusted and put Sandwich in a box floatin' down the river.
Sandwiches feelings were hurt. One day the box got caught on a twig and Sandwich could escape!
Sandwich stepped on the grass and kissed it. But Sandwich was lost :[ she looked all over for the man who adopted her but all she seen was forest. Then a hawk swooped down and ate her.
The end