Ashfur: Hello, and welcome to Advice with the Clans! Today I shall tell you what to do if your crush likes another cat. All you have to do is remember the acronym "MURDER"
Murder
Urder
Rder
Der
Er
R
I know it's not really an acronym, but go with it anyway.
So, the first step to getting revenge on your crush...
STEP 1: Team up with her boyfriend's evil brother and kill her father!
Ashfur: Hawkfrost, wanna kill Firestar?
Hawkfrost: Sure.
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Ashfur: Firestar come over here! :3
Firestar: Okay Ashfur what do you wan-- *bitten by a fox trap. Dying*
Brambleclaw: OH NU!!! *saves Firestar*
Hawkfrost: *to Ashfur* Plan B?
Ashfur: Yep
STEP 1, Plan B: If your crush's boyfriend stops your plan, then kill him!
Hawkfrost: Die! *attacks Brambleclaw*
Brambleclaw: No! *kills Hawkfrost*
Hawkfrost: *dead*
Ashfur: Um... STEP TWO
STEP 2: Kill her and her children! (Bonus points if you put the whole Clan in peril)
Ashfur: Rawr! *starts a fire*
Squirrelflight and the Three: Nuuu!!
Ashfur: DIE!
Squirrelflight: No. They're not my kits.
Everybody: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Plan B: Reveal her deepest darkest secrets! >:3
Ashfur: Ha, now I'm gonna tell the whole world at the Gathering that Squirrelflight is a liar YAY
Hollyleaf: NO! *kills Ashfur*
Ashfur: *dead*
IN STARCLAN
Ashfur: Even if it doesn't work, you'll still be accepted into StarClan. :3 This has been Advice with the Clans. See ya next time
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