Harry Potter One-Shots

Educational Decree No. 26

A/n: I haven't included a ship in the title because there are multiple in this one. If you are familiar with your Hogwarts educational decrees, you'll know that these will all be gay. I also may get a few details mixed up in this.

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    "Hogwarts educational decree number twenty-six, boys and girls are not permitted within eight inches of eachother." George read aloud. Fred and Lee were staring and grinning at eachother.

    "You thinking what I'm thinking Lee?" Fred said mischieviously.

    "Always." Replied Lee.

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    Harry walked down into the common room with Ron and Hermione on Saturday morning. He had a Quidditch match today. Hermione was deeply immersed in a rant about S.P.E.W.

    Harry saw The twins, Lee Jordan, Dean and Seamus, Parvati and Lavender, and Katie Bell and Alicia Spinnet, all huddled together in a group. Harry was confused, this was an odd group of people. Harry also noticed that Angelina Johnson wasn't a part of this group, even though she and George were dating and Alicia was her best friend.

    "Oi! Angelina!" Ron seemed to have been thinking along the same lines as Harry.

    "Yes Weasley?" Angelina replied.

    "What're those people up to?" Ron gestured towards the group with the twins in it.

    "Oh, them." She said. She seemed to know what they were up to. "You'll see fairly soon."

    And soon they did see.

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    Harry was at the breakfast table. He noticed the twins and Lee were standing up by the wall. They were talking normally. They didn't really seem to be up to anything.

    Then, Umbridge walked in.

    Just as she was about to walk past the twins, Fred pinned Lee to the wall and started snogging him intensely.

    Umbridge had a look of shock and horror on her face. People from the crowd started cheering and wolf whistling. Umbridge walked on. She was pretending to ignore it. Harry looked over at the staff table. Dumbledore looked very pleased, and McGonagall seemed very amused.

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    During the Quidditch match, Lee made a lot of comments regarding the attractiveness of a certain Gryffindor beater. McGonagall made no efforts to stop this. In fact, she didn't even make any comments about Lee's biased views.

    After the match finished, with Gryffindor victorious, everyone started heading back.

    While most of the players headed for the showers, Katie Bell and Alicia Spinnet ran hand in hand towards where the staff were walking. They stopped when they reached a little ahead of Umbridge, and started snogging.

    Umbridge seemed even more angry than before, but she still couldn't do anything about it. They weren't violating any rules.

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    Later at dinner, Harry noticed that Dean was sitting by himself, at the head of the table. That was, until Seamus walked in.

    Seamus sat in Dean's lap, and started kissing him. Harry was sitting next to a group of second years, who were all giggling.

    "Aren't they so cute together?"

    "Look at Umbridge's face!"

    A group of sixth years, including Katie Bell, started wolf whistling, and the Hufflepuffs started cheering. Dean and Seamus were kissing very intensely now. And once again, Umbridge could do nothing about it.

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    Dinner was almost over, and the great hall started emptying out. Most of the younger students had gone to bed now.

    Parvati and Lavender had somehow moved to the front of the table during the middle of dinner. Lavender was whispering in Parvati's ear. And Parvati looked very...aroused.

    Harry didn't know how it happened, but somehow when he wasn't paying attention, Lavender now had Parvati pinned to the top of the table and was snogging her face off.

    Umbridge cracked. This was too much. She left the table and started to head for her office.

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    On the way out, it seemed a couple of Slythins were betraying Umbridge, because now, Blaise Zabini and Theodore Nott were snogging by the door.

    If the look of shock on Umbridge face had seemed bad before, it was nothing compared to now.

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    The next morning, educational decree number 27 was posted on the bulletin.