Best day ever?~

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Peter thinks and blushes at the thought and glances over at Deadpool.

Deadpool looks down at Peter and chuckles. "What'cha staring at, buddy?" Deadpool asks as they wait for the elevator to ding at it's arrival. Peter looks away and smiles, feeling a slight tingling sensation in his pants. "Just checking out that costume... I think it looks N-Nice" Peter responds, trying to hide the fact that his pants are getting tighter. Deadpool smirks under his mask and sighs. "FUCKING HURRY UP HOW BIG IS THIS GODDAMNED TOWER" Deadpool screams. Peter laughs and the elevator arrives, as if on cue to Deadpool's angry cry. 

~After eating out, Back at the tower~

"I should probably get going, Pete" Deadpool says after a burp loud enough to break the tower's windows. Peter laughs and yawns. "Yea, probably, see you again tomorrow?" Peter asks, forgetting that he and Deadpool will be meeting up for dinner tomorrow. "Sure, dinner?" Deadpool says, also forgetting about his date with the little spider he met on the rooftop earlier. "I, I can't do dinner, I'm going out with a f-friend tomorrow..." Peter says and looks away, remembering the little dinner date between him and Deadpool tomorrow at 12. Deadpool thinks and smiles. "Breakfast then?" Deadpool responds while whipping out his phone, setting a reminder. "Sure, breakfast works, but I pay this time, okay?" Peter laughs and smiles at Deadpool. Deadpool blushes under his mask and smiles back at him, realizing Peter can't see him smiling so he nods. "Fine, I'll let you pay, this time." Deadpool says after setting the reminder and heading to the window. 

[Hey, can we watch him sleep tonight?]

(No! Why would he do that!?) 

Deadpool smiles and waves 'Bye' to Peter and jumps out the window, landing on the helipad, and doing a flip off of the pad, to the ground, landing next to a small boy with blonde hair. "Oh, hey little boy..." Deadpool says while he cracks his foot back into place. (Because apparently he broke it but the author is too lazy to go back and write that) The boy just walks away and goes to what is assumed to be his mother. Deadpool rolls his eyes and heads off to his small apartment building. 

~At the Merc's house~

Wade takes off his mask and takes off his suit, revealing his burned and scarred body. (he's wearing boxers tho) 

[Soooo was that a yes or no?]

(NO)

"Yes." Deadpool responds to the box and narrator. 

NARRATOR 

(No, Wade)

Pleeeeeease

(No)

PRETTY PLEASE WITH A SPIDER ON TOP

(FINE JUST SHUT UP)

YAY THANK YOU NARRATOR

Wade smiles as he wins the argument between him and the invisible being that narrates his life. Wade goes to the fridge and grabs out a whole case of beer, wishing to himself that he could get completely wasted before meeting the little spider tomorrow, but he doesn't want to scare the cutie away. "Wait" Wade says, realizing something about the two characters voices. "Pete and Spidey have the same voice....." Wade gasps and drops his beer and quickly zips into his suit, running out of his house, to the Stark tower once again. 

~At the tower~ 

Peter lays down on his bed dramatically. "J.A.R.V.I.S.!" Peter yells, forgetting that he deactivated J.A.R.V.I.S. earlier. "Oh" Peter says out loud. "Oh well, I'll just go patroll again" Peter says before looking out the window to see that it's close to midnight. (Wattpad logic XD)"What the!? HOW IS IT MIDNIGHT ALREADY" Peter says while looking at his bedside alarm clock. "Whatever, I'll just get ready for bed." Peter says while going to his closet and grabbing out a random shirt and pair of shorts, then heading to the bathroom to take a shower. 

Deadpool hops into the boy's room after checking to make sure the Peter is in the shower. He looks around and spots the closet, opening it he finds a red and blue costume hanging up. "No way..." He says aloud and grabs the suit, unfolding it to see the full design of it. "Well damn, I thought he was cute and all, but this little boy being Spidey was not expected." He laughs aloud to himself. The sound of water turning off and a door opening startles deadpool in to hoping down back onto the helipad from Peter's window without putting the suit back, leaving it on the floor. "Fuck..." Deadpool whispers as peter walks into his room with a towel wrapped around his waist. Deadpool feels his pants start to get tighter and he blushes. "Stop, Wade, he's like 17" Wade says to himself a little loudly, thankfully the spider didn't notice his suit on the ground, or the open window. (well, he did but he thought that he just forgot to put the suit up and forgot to close the window. Peter goes over to close the window, but his towel falls, revealing his d*ck. Deadpool covers his eyes and moves against the side of the building so Peter doesn't see him. "Shit" Peter says while bending down to grab his towel and re-wrap it around him, noticing a muddy footprint on the ground. "Huh?" Peter wraps the towel around him again and looks at the ground, seeing more faint footprints leading to his closet. Peter, slightly expecting something, or someone to pop out of the closet, goes over to investigate. He picks up his suit and notices a hand print of mud on his suit. "Well whoever was in here had some big ass hands" Peter laughs to himself while wiping the mud off and hanging his suit back up in the closet. Deadpool moves back to the window and watches the boy get dressed. -DON'T MAKE ME OUT TO BE SOME GODDAMNED STALKER NARRATOR I'M JUST CHECKING IF HE'S ALRIGHT- Peter takes off his towel and slips on a pair of boxers. Deadpool feels blood run from his nose and tries to see if its actually coming from his nose, but touches his mask and laughs at his own stupidity. Peter falls backwards onto his bed and sighs loudly. "Two dates with that Deadpool guy on the same day.... Tomorrows going to be the best day ever!" Peter smiles as he grabs a pillow and hugs it tight. Deadpool smiles and hops down from the helipad, heading home once again. "Best Day Ever, huh? If that's what he wants, that's what he'll get~" 

Hope you enjoyed! Was it too short? Too long? (Get your minds out of the gutters, I'm talking about -DIS D*CK- XD SHUT UP WADE)  I'm so grateful for all of you commenters and readers for sticking with me through the whole Not Finishing What She Said She Would phase of my life XD I promise to make more of this story when I can, as well as my other stories... Including *Drumroll* THE LIGHT BEHIND HER EYES A new novel I'm working on!! (Me: Ready to get this published and done, Also me: Doesn't even have the name of the first chapter down...) Yea, I'm a little all over the place... Anyway, BYYYYE

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