Chapter Three: New Guard

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It had been three hours after Cupid met Foxy, Cupid was asleep on the stage while Chica read a book on cooking and Freddy Sat there looking at a wall... For some odd reason. A girl with bright blonde hair in a pony tail and with pink eyes walked in, she was wearing the night guard outfit, everyone immediately looked at her.
"Uhm... Hello everyone.." Said the strange woman
They all just stared at her, blankly.
"Okay so they don't talk... Noted..."
Cupid awoke, she yawned
"Hey guy's whats u-"
Cupid stared at the bottle blonde
"holy mother of christ they TALK!!"
Cupid screamed causing everyone and the night guard to scream
"YAR WHY YE ALL BE YELLING!!! ITS TWELVE IN THE DAMN MORNING!!!" Foxy came bursting out of pirates cove yelling, they all stopped screaming and looked at Foxy who obviously in a bad mood
"WHO ARE YOU!?" Asked the night guard with fear in her voice.. And eyes for that matter
"Yar i be the pirate you just pissed off" "oh.. Well I'm Patricia... But you all can call me Patty!"
"Hello Patty!" Said everyone at the same time
"Well... Please don't kill me, I heard night guards died here... Wait then why did I come..?? I don't know just don't kill me!"
"Okay" said Cupid
Patty quickly noticed Cupid for she was the most brightly colored one there, Patty went into the office, they all went back to doing their Own thing, Freddy stared, Chica read, Cupid drew, Foxy Slept, and Bonnie messed with his guitar.

Everyone seemed to enjoy patty, It had been a week since patty had started working there (it was now February 7th) Patty was about to leave when she remember something..
"Damn it!"
"What?" Asked Cupid, peering around the corner
"It's gonna be my schools valentines day dance in two days! And I have no date or friends to go with me.." Patty said looking down at the ground sounding sad
"What if we went with you?" Cupid said with a big warm smile
"That would be awesome!! Let's go, I still gotta get a dress! And if y'all are coming you guys will need clothes too" Patty said grabbing Cupid by the arm
"cmon guys!! Let's go!" Cupid said being pulled by Patty, the others followed her. Patty pushed Cupid into the passengers seat and buckled her up, she bushed Chica in, then Freddy, then Bonnie, and managed to squish Foxy in too, she buckled them all up and sat in the driver seat buckling herself up and starting the car up, the noise startled Foxy Causing him to jump and everyone but Cupid and Patty laughed at him, Patty drove around until she got to town, she stopped at a red light and threw hats at them all
"Put these on"

"Why" Foxy asked looking at the hat then back at her

"To cover your ears"

"I don't have ears" Chica said tossing the Hat at the back of Patty's head

Patty rolled her eyes and saw a blue ford pull up beside her, the tinted window rolled down revealing a girl with long brown hair (wavy) blue eyes, lots of makeup and a expensive pink dress on

"Oh my god! PATTY IS THAT YOU!?"

"Ugh.. Yes Brittany..."

"Well you've definitely lost a lot of weight but you're still fat" the girl giggled and chewed on some gum

"YAR thats not very nice Lassy!" Foxy had rolled down the window (somehow he found the button) and had now had his top part of his body poking out the window yelling at Brittany

"Oh look! You got a talking dog... He is so ugly tho.. You have poor taste in animals Fat Pat"

"YAR I AM NOT A DOG!!" Foxy was now pissed

"Okay whatever doggy" a blonde girl giggled after Brittany said that (blondie was in the driver's seat)

Foxy growled then stopped and put his head back in the car, he crossed his arms and started mumbling

"Okay whatever Brittany, I'm leaving..." Patty rolled Foxy's window up and drove off, she had driven them to her apartment, they immediately went to sleep, Foxy Slept on the couch and everyone else slept in her guest room.

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