Level 9 Mastermind Supervillian

Chapter 3

     As much as I hated having to put off my group project even more, I had a small problem. My dad thought that it would be a good idea to rob a bank that has new security that he has never cracked before. It was only a matter of time before he was going to get caught, but today was just the worst. So here I am, packing my backpack and getting ready to go break my dad outta jail. Yay me. 

     I change into all black and pull my black hoodie over my face before remembering my mother's advice: "If you ever decide to pull off your first big crime, remember to do it in style." So of course, I had to pop on a thick layer of red lipstick and matching eye shadow, but it didn't really feel like me. So I took off the black high heels (I wasn't quite ready for "stylish crimes" yet) and put on some red sneakers with a matching red shirt with a skull on it. I found some really cool villainous inventions in my dad's lab and a mask with a voice changer. Finally, I was all set to break my dad out of prison before they start asking him questions. So I started to come up with a plan. I started by hacking into the bank's security system to see what they had in there. The security was far lighter than I thought. There were invisible motion sensors, security cameras, pads and locks, etc. How could my dad, who has done this thousands of times with far higher security slip up here and now? He might as well be a street criminal that robs the cashier at gas stations for a living! 

     I turned on the TV so that I could get more information and couldn't believe what I saw! Apparently Alter had been waiting in the bank for my dad to arrive so that he could catch him in the act. And it gets worse... 

Alter (on TV): As you can see, I didn't need my dear sidekick Miss Infinity to help me catch a street criminal. I realize that she has done nothing but get in the way of keeping this city safe. She is more of a villain than she is a hero. Infact, I'm willing to bet that she is secretly one herself and she is just trying to make my job harder. There is also the issue of her not having any superhuman abilities. I can't have a sidekick who doesn't have any powers. I need someone who can keep up with me. Therefore, for the sake of the citizens of this town, I am relieving her of being my sidekick. I will no longer accept her help nor advice. If anyone is to see her, please report her to me immediately. I will also be on the lookout for a new person to take her place as my sidekick. 

     Ouch. That's just obnoxious. He... 1. Called my dad a street criminal 2. Called me a villain and a SIDEKICK 3. Told the police to arrest me if they saw me 4. Took credit for all of my help I willingly offered up 5. Is trying to replace me and 6. Sent my dad to jail. Now I'm mad. 

    I've had thoughts about becoming a villain one day, but I never thought that I would actually do that. Sure I had everything I needed to pull off a good heist and get away with it, but that doesn't mean that I would actually do it! So now, here I am about to walk out the door and break my dad out of jail. Actually, why stop there? While I'm at it, I'll rob the bank that my dad was trying to rob, rob the museum with the second highest security in the entire nation, rollerblade down the street and do some graffiti on every poster of Alter that I see, blow up a few things, break into the TV interview room and find a way to publicly humiliate Alter, and break my dad out of the slammer. Without planning anything. That's right. I'm just gonna wing it. And now, for the hard part... I need to decide on a few new things to make sure I go down in history as the world's next big supervillain! 

     After a bit of brainstorming, cursing at Alter through the TV, and a lot of making tweeks to my gear, I was able to get all prepared. I used one of those physical abilities enhancement chambers that my dad was saving for me when I said that I was ready to become a crook. So now, I'm on the same level as Alter. I can run really fast, jump really high, breath underwater and in outer space, and the strength the doubles that of a bodybuilder. Now for technology. I finished making adjustments to my dad's giant 16 meter robot of destruction (he couldn't come up with a good name for it so that's what he calls it) which I found myself needing to add a cup holder because my dad completely overlooked the possibility of being thirsty while trying to take over the world. I even had enough time to make an awesome pair of rocket boots with steam hover tech, magnetic propulsion, and the ability to transform into different types of shoes. It's got ice skate blades, roller blade wheels, and a pair of flippers in case I need to do some swimming. You know, that kind of stuff. I've also got a jetpack so that I can fly waaaaay faster than he can. The jetpack also works as a backpack that carries all of my cool stuff like my grappling hook, a couple bombs, a water bottle I decided to go with a dark red and black color scheme and I even came up with a good villain name. I thought hard about this one because I like exploding things so that seemed like a good theme to go with. I was thinking of something along the lines of Lady Dynamite, The Notorious Nuke Master, Grenda Grenade, or The Mad Bomber but none of those really worked for me. I mean I kinda do like Lady Dynamite, but I'm not sure yet. I thought a couple times about something related to my appearance because now I have devil horns and a tail. Now how am I supposed to hide that one at school? I'm still trying to come up with a good name, so I guess I'll have to come back to that. 

     That aside, I'm ready to march out that door and go break my dad out of jail, blow things up, rob a bank and a museum and maybe a gas station (I mean, I am an ametuer. And I'm low on bubble gum),  and hopefully humiliate Alter when I make my first debut. The whole world will be saying my name. I am... the one... the only... I'm... undecided. I want every news channel to be talking about me. I want to be on the front page of every newspaper in the city. That aside, off I went to go save my dad and give Alter a piece of my mind. And of course, I had to leave in style. 

I took the subway.