It was getting close to midnight, the Red Army had left the ranch and the band and I were all getting ready to leave the god-forsaken cattle ranch. As I slipped on my Nike Air Force 1's, my light-wash ripped Garage jeans and my one-size fits all white Brandy Melville tube top even though the Brandy Melville cashier told me I looked like a fat whale and that I was uglier than Macauley Culkin on drugs!
As we were all about to walk through the big red barn doors a beautiful blond boy in a Ramones shirt burst through the door, it was Nûyelł!!! Somehow he had persevered through his death by mad cow disease and his eyes were still as blue as ever! Although that made me jealous because now I wasn't the only aquamarine-eyed main character, I was still happy that everyone was back together again! Now we can even ask him what it's like to meet God!
"Nmiyal!! Oh my geebies!! You died?!" I said with a shocked look on my face.
He bit his lip and stared back at me,
"Baby, it's not what you've done, but what you do with what you've done, for others..." and he swaggered off outside through the door in which he arrived. I yelled at the other boys to follow me and we arrived outside in the dark, star filled sky. Knial was just a dark splotch on the horizon, and in the air I detected a faint citrus smell. The smell of a juicy stone fruit produced from numerous species of tropical trees wafted through the air.
Suddenly, as soon as one radical group left, another arrived. Floating across the ocean that had suddenly appeared in Minnesota. We saw a sight that we never wanted to see.
The Hype House's mango smuggling boat was coming...
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