UNO before WAR? (LEO)

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"Im an absolute idiot!"I scolded myself, "Never thought a day would come that i would have to admit it, but i am!"
"Crack, crack, click , click." replied Festus.
"OH COME ON! ISN'T IT OBVIOUS, FESTUS?! I literally agreed on helping with the dumbest plan! This plan has two sides. If it fails, i die. If it succeeds....well i die anyway!"
A serious of clicking and clanging sounds followed my reply.
"I bet Annabeth would've disagreed, but for some reason Neville was convincing." I sighed, like an idiot.
"Well it did sound reasonable."

Neville had come to me some 10 minutes ago, frantically running and panting.
He could've passed for Frank's baby-bear-like brother veeerrrryyyy easily.
Well, back to the point. He told me his 'genius plan', and then asked me to take Festus and follow the Death Eaters once we are victorious, and the villians in black Halloween costumes vanish.
He did tell me it might be hard to look for them, as they vanish in  thick green smoke, so i might try to look for them some, 7km away from the camp, in some eerie gulley.
"AGH! THIS IS SO BORING! LOOK AT THOSE PEOPLE FIGHTING WITHOUT ME! HOW COULD THEY! Ugh!"i grumbled as i stared at the fight taking place between the Death Eaters and Demigods, along with wizard sidekicks, "I bet no one noticed i was gone."
"Click,clang,click,crack." replied Festus.
"Perfect! Let's play UNO™ to pass the time!" I threw my hand up in the air excitedly,"Wait who brought the cards?"
Festus turned his golden metal head towards my pouch.
"Oh i did."
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"UNO! HA! I WON! TAKE THAT!" I threw my cards at Festus's back.
"Click, click." said Festus in morse code.
"Uh, but still i did. Even if it meant out of ten times i won once. Excuse me!" I waved my hand at him.
"As for the fight, what happened?" I turned around to notice the Death Eaters vanish in green smoke.
"SHOOT! COME BUDDY LETS GO! IT TIME TO SHOW 'EM WHAT HOT STUFF IS MADE OF!" i shouted as Festus, took off into the air, from the forest following the green and black smoke of trail they left behind.
"Just to let you know, Festus he's made of bones, flesh, blood and organs." I winked at him, which he ignored.
"Well  sucks to be you." I flexed as we flew at lightning speed in the air.
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