i walked into target, desperate to escape the texas heat. i sigh in relief as the cool air hits my face and i walk over to the water fountain. as i lean down to get a drink, someone walk out of the employees only door and knocks into me. i fly forward and knock out all my teeth on the drinking fountain.
"lol u hoe watch where ur goin! yeet!" the employee says. i look up at him, wow he's hot.
"hi my names alex," i tell him.
"bitch me 2 tf!" he replies. "want to bang in this broom closet?"
"what i look like, stupid? u kno it!!" i exclaim.
"tru!"
he opened to door to the closet for me, what a gentleman. i think im in love...
