The tampons|| Alex from target fanfiction

Alex from target

"My dream is to marry a man named Alex!"'i exclaimed happily

"Who the hell is that?" My mom asked me confusingly.

"Alex, Alex from target."

It all started on a rainy Sunday when I got on my period. I went to target to buy more tampons when I ran out. When I went to scan my items, I went to register number 5. He was the only one who could scan my tampons and my heart.

"Are you on your V?" He said to me.

"My what?"

"You know, Niagra falls.....of blood?"

"Huh?"

"Satans sacrificial waterfall?"

"Oh you mean my period!" I said as a blush formed on my face.

Oh great he thinks I'm a freak now, a periodic freak.

"Mam!" He yelled at me to get my attention

"Yes?"

"Would you like paper or plastic?"

"Plastic please." I said great fully

"Good choice." He whispered in my ear, his mango scented breath tickled my skin.

I love mangos, therefore, he is the one.

"What's your name?" I asked as he started putting my items in plastic bags.

"Alex, Alex from target."

I blushed as I took a picture of him on my iPhone 6.

"Coupons mam?"

"Oh yes!" I said as I handed him them

Maybe coupons can be our always

Now all I want for Christmas is Ales, Alex from Target.